• emperorreagan

    I have $20 on one meth addiction, one suicide, one teenage baby, and one homosexual.

    • anon

      Yup, I think you called that one correctly. I want to know whether they did it themselves or if it was the threat of extra Jesus and ADD meds.

  • Earthstar

    America. . . where can I sign up please?

  • Marklar_Prime

    I think I just threw up my large intestine. Where is CPS when they are actually needed?

  • DeepCough

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “Christian Rock.” You like? Hm?

    • http://www.facebook.com/eric.fischer.73 Eric Fischer

      I liked it better when they just denounced it as the devil’s music and left it alone.

    • JaceD

      I must say, I’m prone to a couple of christian metal bands. There’s something to be said about brutal lyrics involving people burning in hell for eternity and knowing these psychos actually believe in what they’re singing/snarling about.

      • InfvoCuernos

        I like listening to christian rock when I’m sodomizing transsexual hookers- this is just wrong tho. “O.B.E.Y. authority- they’re here to help you!”

  • Howl!

    Mandatory LSD in schools now.

  • echar

    If this is satire, it’s one of the best I have ever seen. Please let it be satire.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    I still have some antipathy toward my dad for raising me to be a criminal/villain.

    I notice that I don’t have quite as much after watching this as I did before watching it.

    Not that I was able to stomach the whole thing once I realized they weren’t joking.

    • Apathesis

      Villain? Maybe an anti-hero, but they’re the only ones with the balls to do the job the right way, with no half-measures. From what I’ve seen you post, the level of your disdain for corrupt legal authorities is quite appropriate.

  • Fugfacefive

    Media sponsors, flood in! Next Nsync! Dare I even say, Hanson? ermahgawd.

  • Fugfacefive

    …I made it about 2 seconds. Record.

  • BuzzCoastin

    this is a great song
    I often sign it while I’m being groped during a TSA violation
    there’s some movement afoot to make this the new Homeland Anthem

  • Simiantongue

    Looks like they had fun making that!

    One thing that’s curious however. What’s the significance of the multicolored balls hanging around throughout the video? I feel like I’m missing out on some kind of symbolism there.

    • Authority

      Its the ball of truth to be shoved into your mouth if you disobey.

  • Respect My Authoritah!
  • JaceD

    “Authorities are here to help you do as they say”

    That line… Gold, pure gold.

  • borjaha_420

    brain washing is real this is proof

  • http://www.facebook.com/bhooke Ben Hooke

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck.

  • BrianApocalypse

    They’ve managed to invert virtually every impulse and principle of modern music. True subversives!

  • Josh Steve

    This is most definitely satire, is it not?

    I refuse to accept these views as genuine.

    • DeepCough

      It was when I heard the lyric “Jesus is authority” that realized, no, there is not a shred of satire to this song.

  • Isaac Taylor

    This has nothing to do with Shepard Fairey? ……. damn!

  • KootenayCoyote

    Oog, as Albert the Alligator used to say in appropriate contexts. you know, I’ve never felt nauseated by music before, but I really nearly puked on this one. Jugend for sure, poor kids…

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