Russian Prime Minister Jokes About Secret UFO Files

Global leaders’ ironically alluding to conspiracy theories is fast becoming a trend. Via the Moscow Times, Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev forgets that the first rule of the vast alien-takeover coverup is that it never to be mentioned publicly:

Medvedev spoke about top-secret files on aliens that may have landed in Russia. In footage recorded Friday after a television interview, the former president joked that each Russian leader gets two folders with information about extraterrestrials that visited our planet and stayed here.

Unseen in the footage, he is heard telling a Ren-TV journalist that he could not tell “how many of them are among us because it may cause panic.” During his 2008-12 presidency, Medvedev showed a sense of humor slightly more subtle than that of his successor, Vladimir Putin.

7 Comments on "Russian Prime Minister Jokes About Secret UFO Files"

  1. This report of yours is irresponsible leaving out the Men in black joke that obviously shows its a joke.

  2. Medvedev has binders full of aliens.

  3. BuzzCoastin | Dec 12, 2012 at 7:46 pm |

    He fails to mention that the Illegal Aliens were sent to a Gulag in Siberia
    confined naked in solitary confinement and waterboarded…
    oh wait
    I’m getting the Ruskies confused with Der Homeland’s GITMO

    • I think your joke could have been a bit more streamlined there. Is there a second draft?

      • BuzzCoastin | Dec 13, 2012 at 10:35 am |

        He fails to mention that the Illegal Aliens were sent to a Gulag in Siberia
        confined naked in solitary confinement and waterboarded…
        oh wait
        I’m getting the Ruskies confused with Der Homeland

        much shorter now
        more punchy too
        thanks

  4. The amazing part is that Medvedev said this while Putin drank a glass of water.

  5. I will transmit this joke to Vladimir.

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