“Shit Scientologists Say”

Via Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker comes two videos featuring ex-Scientologists. The first is “Shit Scientologists Say to Outsiders” and the second is “Shit Scientologists Say to Each Other.”

Warning: You may need to visit Ortega’s site to decipher some of the lingo in the second video.

  • BuzzCoastin

    what fascinates me abut Scientology is
    I never hear about it except on the internet
    I’ve never knowingly met a professing Scientologist
    (despite the fact that I’ve lived in LA, NYC, San Fran, Chicago and
    a few miles from L. Ron’s Elizabeth, NJ home)
    never read any of their books
    & I know from the internet that famous people joined their religion
    maybe Scientology is an Internet hoax?

    • VaudeVillain

      You probably aren’t mentally ill enough for them to approach you. They have a type.

      • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

        You’re right. Like other religions, they definitely prey on the “vulnerable”.

        Unlike most other religions, they’ll straight-up give you a standardized test to see if you’re vulnerable enough.

      • “Big” Richard Johnson

        Mentally ill? I’ve made contact with the Machine Elves.

        Then again, they seemed as surprised by it as I was. Anyway, not a single Scientologist.

      • http://twitter.com/RayButlers Ray Butlers

        Where I live, they use ropers to attract gay men. They dress up their best looking young men and tell them to go find other well dressed goodlooking young men.

    • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

      I’ve seen enough of them in real life. Their world headquarters is in Clearwater, Fl – which isn’t all that far from me.

      In my experience, they’re no crazier than any other religious fanatics, it just seems that way to some people because it’s less familiar.

    • Artor

      I met a few at a mall, offering free “stress tests” & selling Hubbard’s books. The nice young guy in the ill-fitting suit had a definite crazed look in his eyes, and I was seriously creeped out & amused at the same time,

    • http://www.facebook.com/rthoneunomia.celine Threedinium

      My mother is a scientologist. I consider it one of life’s blessings I didn’t grow up with her.

      • BuzzCoastin

        there is a god

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    I just had a huge cognition!

    • Calypso_1

      You’ve been drinking coffee?

      • “Big” Richard Johnson

        That old man make me laugh. I’m going to start saying that from now on whenever I get an idea.

        • Calypso_1

          That is an excellent cognition.

          • “Big” Richard Johnson

            Laughter is the best medicine I say. Even if it does make me confuse d’s with k’s.

  • DeepCough

    Shit L. Ron Hubbard Said:

    “The one man in the world who never believes he’s mad is the madman.”

    From “Scientology: The Shrinking World of L. Ron Hubbard”

  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    Theres a lot of hot looking women in it. Is this like a reverse psychology advertisement?

  • Mr B

    Sorry to be a stick in the mud; but I’d like to register my objection, to the needless vulgarity, in these video’s titles.

    • Andrew

      I think you’ll need to email Tony Ortega about that.

    • Matt Staggs

      Sorry Mr B, not our videos. Just linking you to them. The “shit” part is just some kind of cultural meme that (in my opinion) has already outlived its amusement factor. Here’s a bit about it on Know Your Meme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shit-people-say

  • http://singedrac.livejournal.com Singe

    Nice to see Tory Magoo on video again.