“Shit Scientologists Say”

Via Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker comes two videos featuring ex-Scientologists. The first is “Shit Scientologists Say to Outsiders” and the second is “Shit Scientologists Say to Each Other.”

Warning: You may need to visit Ortega’s site to decipher some of the lingo in the second video.

20 Comments on "“Shit Scientologists Say”"

  1. BuzzCoastin | Dec 21, 2012 at 9:51 pm |

    what fascinates me abut Scientology is
    I never hear about it except on the internet
    I’ve never knowingly met a professing Scientologist
    (despite the fact that I’ve lived in LA, NYC, San Fran, Chicago and
    a few miles from L. Ron’s Elizabeth, NJ home)
    never read any of their books
    & I know from the internet that famous people joined their religion
    maybe Scientology is an Internet hoax?

    • VaudeVillain | Dec 21, 2012 at 10:34 pm |

      You probably aren’t mentally ill enough for them to approach you. They have a type.

      • You’re right. Like other religions, they definitely prey on the “vulnerable”.

        Unlike most other religions, they’ll straight-up give you a standardized test to see if you’re vulnerable enough.

      • "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 22, 2012 at 5:50 am |

        Mentally ill? I’ve made contact with the Machine Elves.

        Then again, they seemed as surprised by it as I was. Anyway, not a single Scientologist.

      • Where I live, they use ropers to attract gay men. They dress up their best looking young men and tell them to go find other well dressed goodlooking young men.

    • I’ve seen enough of them in real life. Their world headquarters is in Clearwater, Fl – which isn’t all that far from me.

      In my experience, they’re no crazier than any other religious fanatics, it just seems that way to some people because it’s less familiar.

    • I met a few at a mall, offering free “stress tests” & selling Hubbard’s books. The nice young guy in the ill-fitting suit had a definite crazed look in his eyes, and I was seriously creeped out & amused at the same time,

    • My mother is a scientologist. I consider it one of life’s blessings I didn’t grow up with her.

  2. "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 21, 2012 at 10:20 pm |

    I just had a huge cognition!

  3. DeepCough | Dec 21, 2012 at 11:14 pm |

    Shit L. Ron Hubbard Said:

    “The one man in the world who never believes he’s mad is the madman.”

    From “Scientology: The Shrinking World of L. Ron Hubbard”

  4. Theres a lot of hot looking women in it. Is this like a reverse psychology advertisement?

  5. Sorry to be a stick in the mud; but I’d like to register my objection, to the needless vulgarity, in these video’s titles.

  6. Nice to see Tory Magoo on video again.

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