Ever wonder what happened to the authentic ninja sword you bought at the flea market in San Bernardino?
They shipped away for the holidays/Said they’re going to L.A./But they never got there/They never got there/They never got there, they say/The TSA took my weapons away/They took them away/Away from me/The TSA took my weapons away/They took them away/Away from me
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