An Insider’s Guide To The Third Triptych

Many who have not experienced crisis feel apt to cast judgement comfortably from desk chairs, internet cafes, or cubicals. Yet how many can say they have met evil? I don’t mean Glenn Beck, The Koch Brothers, or Glen Danzig (bless his heart). I mean the person that stands between you and a much needed meal. How many even worry all that much about their next meal, in this land of plenty (right)?

A Bosnian survivalist retells how he faced reality.

I am from Bosnia. You know, between 1992 and 1995 it was hell. For one year I lived, and survived, in a city with 6000 people, without water, electricity, gasoline, medical help, civil defense, distribution service, any kind of traditional service or centralized rule.

Our city was blockaded by the army and for 1 year life in the city turned into total crap. We had no army, no police, we only had armed groups – those armed protected their homes and families.

When it all started some of us were better prepared, but most of the neighbors families had enough food only for a few days. Some had pistols, a few had AK47s or shotguns.

After a month or two gangs started operating, destroying everything. Hospitals, for example, turned into slaughterhouses. There was no more police. About 80% of the hospital staff were gone. I got lucky – my family at the time was fairly large (15 people in a large house, 6 pistols, 3 Ak 47s), and we survived (most of us, at least).

The Americans dropped MREs every 10 days, to help blockaded cities. This was never enough. Some – very few – had gardens. It took 3 months for the first rumors to spread of men dying from hunger and cold. We removed all the doors, the window frames from abandoned houses, ripped up the floors and burned the furniture for heat. Many died from diseases, especially from the water (two from my own family). We drank mostly rainwater, ate pigeons and even rats.

Money soon became worthless. We returned to an exchange. For a tin can of tushonka you could have a woman (it is hard to speak of it, but it is true). Most of the women who sold themselves were desperate mothers.

Arms, ammunition, candles, lighters, antibiotics, gasoline, batteries and food. We fought for these things like animals. In these situations it all changes. Men become monsters. It was disgusting.


  • InfvoCuernos

    Very timely. Pretty relevant too, except for the part about the US airdropping MRE’s every ten days. I doubt the revolution can count on that.

  • Rex Vestri

    I’m gonna stock up on tushonka =)

    • echar

      You can preserve venison by canning. It’s not that bad actually. Throw in some onions, garlic, etc. If you can’t find tushonka, the next best thing is meaty organic dog food. Some of the premium organic and holistic pet foods are marketed as being able to be eaten by humans. So hey, if the shit hits the fan, maybe the pet specialty store is a safer place to go than the super market.

  • Ittabena

    Since we are talking about Bosnia – which is close to Serbia – remember Slivovitz, which is Serbian brandy. I had an old Serb give me a shot in Joliet IL once. Within fifteen minutes I was out like a light. But you have to get the real Slivovitz for that, not the cheap copy. Could be a good addition to the BOB. =)

  • Mr B

    Why is that preposterous clown Glenn Beck given prominence as ‘evil’, when there are so many more worthy cunts in this world?

    E.g. GW Bush, Tony Blair, Obama, Hilary Clinton, William Hague, Rupert Murdoch, David Cameron, etc.

    If it was intended as a joke, it wasn’t very ironic; give he actually IS a right-wing propagandist.

    • Brother Elias

      You said it yourself, he’s a clown.

  • alizardx

    If America is ever in a position like the one described in Bosnia which isn’t exactly impossible, people like the Koch Brothers and the rest of the money who bought political centrists in both parties will be the elites who got us into that mess. I’m sure the Bosnians said “it can’t happen here” … until it did.

    The fact that Brother Elias has no problem with that is a grim comment on his understanding and awareness. But the article he points to is good even if his analysis is crap.

    • Brother Elias

      Tsk tsk, assumptions can be deadly.The person who can ultimately be in the way of a meal is the self. Who caused the event is mostly irrelevant, in this instance.