Black-Clad TSA “Viper Team” Appears at Train Station

By on January 17, 2013 in News 19

“Viper Teams” are stationed at train stations for your safety. Please do not photograph the Viper Team members, media: some of them work “undercover”.

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  • Matt Staggs
    • kowalityjesus

      it could happen to US!!! ; )

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

    So when does GI Joe come in to rescue us from Cobra Commander?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY

    • Matt Staggs

      WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        Porkchop Sandwiches!? ROFL!

    • Apathesis

      I just wanna ride my motorcy…cle.

    • Apathesis

      I just wanna ride my motorcy…cle.

  • echar

    I didn’t realize that rail travel was not safe. Will there be taxi viper teams?

    • “Big” Richard Johnson

      There was that Swedish woman who stole a train and crashed it into an apartment building after derailing it, but she was less a terrorist and more… drunk.

      • echar

        That’s true, there is drunk people out there.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JR6QMHI5D3L6Z4JJBSAKO4KJBE brock

    Makes me think of that old saying “if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.”

  • DrDavidKelly

    Viper me! Viper my supermarket, viper my bar, viper my underwear … protect me from the badguys.

  • BuzzCoastin

    Der Homeland
    the safest free cuntry in the whirled

    sure glad it’s not like China
    ’cause in China, you can’t publicly say that this type of thing is wrong
    so it’s better in Der Homeland, ’cause there you are free to complain about Big Homelander

  • JaceD

    …This is bizarre… “random bag checks” wtf?

    Viper Team is a fantastic title for train security.
    You catch those bad guys Viper Team Alpha, make sure Viper Teams Bravo and Charlie are on call for a drone strike.

    What a joke.

    • kowalityjesus

      they might as well call it “boring, pointless job team” or maybe “we inflate your currency with our federally-funded superfluity team”

      • JaceD

        I’m sure they would be good titles for the Viper Team if I was a subversive American, but as I have no connection to these jokers or the people they’re going to hurt, I’d prefer to call them the Ginyu Force.

        …Viper Team… I bet these guys get ‘lol’ed at every morning.

  • kowalityjesus

    Trains are not like planes. Trains run on tracks that can be explosively discontinued around high speed bends. You do not need to check on board for at-risk groups like Islamic fundamentalists or constitutionalists. How stupid is this?