Black-Clad TSA “Viper Team” Appears at Train Station

“Viper Teams” are stationed at train stations for your safety. Please do not photograph the Viper Team members, media: some of them work “undercover”.

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19 Responses to Black-Clad TSA “Viper Team” Appears at Train Station

  1. Matt Staggs January 17, 2013 at 12:35 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09n0qd_n4c0

    • kowalityjesus January 21, 2013 at 8:43 am #

      it could happen to US!!! ; )

  2. Adam Goodwin January 17, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

    So when does GI Joe come in to rescue us from Cobra Commander?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY

    • Matt Staggs January 17, 2013 at 1:59 pm #

      WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

    • Apathesis January 17, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

      I just wanna ride my motorcy…cle.

    • Apathesis January 17, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

      I just wanna ride my motorcy…cle.

  3. echar January 17, 2013 at 1:21 pm #

    I didn’t realize that rail travel was not safe. Will there be taxi viper teams?

    • "Big" Richard Johnson January 17, 2013 at 5:08 pm #

      There was that Swedish woman who stole a train and crashed it into an apartment building after derailing it, but she was less a terrorist and more… drunk.

      • echar January 17, 2013 at 11:11 pm #

        That’s true, there is drunk people out there.

  4. brock January 17, 2013 at 2:07 pm #

    Makes me think of that old saying “if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.”

  5. DrDavidKelly January 17, 2013 at 6:06 pm #

    Viper me! Viper my supermarket, viper my bar, viper my underwear … protect me from the badguys.

  6. BuzzCoastin January 17, 2013 at 9:06 pm #

    Der Homeland
    the safest free cuntry in the whirled

    sure glad it’s not like China
    ’cause in China, you can’t publicly say that this type of thing is wrong
    so it’s better in Der Homeland, ’cause there you are free to complain about Big Homelander

  7. JaceD January 18, 2013 at 1:16 am #

    …This is bizarre… “random bag checks” wtf?

    Viper Team is a fantastic title for train security.
    You catch those bad guys Viper Team Alpha, make sure Viper Teams Bravo and Charlie are on call for a drone strike.

    What a joke.

    • kowalityjesus January 18, 2013 at 1:19 am #

      they might as well call it “boring, pointless job team” or maybe “we inflate your currency with our federally-funded superfluity team”

      • JaceD January 18, 2013 at 2:58 am #

        I’m sure they would be good titles for the Viper Team if I was a subversive American, but as I have no connection to these jokers or the people they’re going to hurt, I’d prefer to call them the Ginyu Force.

        …Viper Team… I bet these guys get ‘lol’ed at every morning.

  8. kowalityjesus January 18, 2013 at 1:17 am #

    Trains are not like planes. Trains run on tracks that can be explosively discontinued around high speed bends. You do not need to check on board for at-risk groups like Islamic fundamentalists or constitutionalists. How stupid is this?

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