Cultural Shifts And Styles To Come In The 2010s

As we begin 2013, here’s DIS Magazine looking forward to our happy, creepy future:

For humanity, gender bending will extend down generationally, all the way to the unborn. Gender for infants will be predetermined and hormone treatments will become standard treatment for children who reject their pre-natal assignments. Trannies will subsequently grow in numbers and be afforded a great deal of respect—especially transgendered pop stars.

Clearly, the current trend of heterosexual promiscuity will continue to accelerate in direct proportion to the rise in gay monogamy. “Republican sex” (formerly known as “the missionary position”) will become a popular term and it will be considered the most risqué, dirty sex a pervert could ever have.

Animal farming will soon reel from unfathomable scandal and animals will develop severe eating disorders, such as anorexia nervosa and bulimia. Animal obesity will also become a chronic issue. Domesticated family pets will deal with these same emotional eating issues due to the simple truth that these diseases are psychologically contagious and animals are psychic.

Teenage gang violence will transition to the web, where gangs will troll the virtual realm seeking out and causing disorder. Testing in schools will have greater impact and collective data relevance than ever, due to unprecedented attendance: teens will be required to provide a reality-show style confessional at the end of each examination… and they’re going to LOVE IT.

Branching out will become big for corporations, with many moving on to government and unapologetic colonialism. For example, McDonald’s will own an island (and later, in the following decade, become a nation-state). The most impact this will have upon culture in America will be the phenomenon of the “McDonald’s accent” form of English conversational dialect.

Read the rest at DIS Magazine

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  • kowalityjesus

    I find cross-gender activity highly dis-satisfactory.

    • half-bitch

      good thing no one with “cross-gender” tendencies gives a shit.

      • kowalityjesus

        attention-seeking drag queens tend to make me believe they DO give a shit

        • half-bitch

          you don’t know the difference between a drag queen and a trans person. please educate yourself before making sound like a bigoted shit again

  • BuzzCoastin

    gender bending in Asia has been going on since god knows when
    it’s the national sport of Thailand
    and homosexuality has been around since Adam & Eve & Adam’s friend Bob

    the list, in general, is about phenomenon as it already is
    so hearz mine:
    Styles and Customs in the Twenty-Teens:

    * the Great Financial Crash of 2015 changes a lot of things
    * everyone gets a minimum wage for not working
    * no more jobs unless you want one
    * classroom schools are out forever
    * oil is replaced by renewable energy (at least 70% by 2020)
    * food production becomes decentralized and supply & quality increases
    * government shifts from ruling to serving
    * natural medicines made from plants returns from the past
    * Der Homeland downsizes it’s military to a US based defense force
    * for-profit prisons are outlawed & prison is only for the most violent
    * consumerism is replaced by community services & sharing

    not only is this list harder to believe
    it’s closer to the mark in terms of identifying radical change potentials

    • kowalityjesus

      [sheds tear] Gosh I didn’t think you had it in ya. Good list.