Top Five Crazy Obama Conspiracy Theories

By on January 1, 2013 in News 20

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Following on from our earlier Top 5 Crazy Conspiracy Theories of 2012, DJ Pangburn drills down and focuses on the five nuttiest theories featuring President Obama:

1. Obama staged Newtown, Aurora and the Sikh Temple Massacres, plus ‘Fast and Furious’ to take away Americans’ guns.

2. Obama will engineer a third term.

3. Obama engineered the CIA Petraeus-Broadwell scandal to cover up Benghazi.

4. Obama cooked the Labor Statistics books (and managed to keep everyone silent!).

5. Obama triggered Hurricane Sandy to win 2012 election.

Read up on the details of what the crazies are saying to support these claims at Death & Taxes.

 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/nietzschecarte Aaron Carlyle Scott

    How in the hell are these “crazy”?

    • http://krowface.com/ Jason Thompson

      You think it’s sane to think that Obama caused Hurricane Sandy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mastiff.labrador Mastiff Labrador

    Well if you replaced Obama with Bush you would have every liberal in the country screaming “Hell yes it’s true!”

    • echar

      Obama is a golem controlled by Bush. So yes, it is Bushes fault.

    • http://twitter.com/RayButlers Ray Butlers

      just the crazy ones. I distinctly recall paranoia about Bush engineering a third term and that labor statistics are cooked. However, only batshit crazy people think Bush caused hurricane Katrina. (Or as Laura called it – “Corrina”. (She was thinking of her housekeeper back in Connecticut.)

    • “Big” Richard Johnson

      This is a liberal site?

      • http://twitter.com/RayButlers Ray Butlers

        reset your irony chip

  • Marklar_Prime

    Numbers 1, 3 and 4 all more likely to be true than not given historical and well documented government SOP.

    Lists like this are also disinformation SOP Mix the truth in with the truly crazy and the truth becomes crazy via guilt by association.

    • mannyfurious

      I would agree, but the labor statistics were not beneficial to the people who actually own/run this country. They would’ve loved a Romney presidency, and the amount of money they spent proves as much. There’s no way so many people would’ve gone along with the plan, much less stayed quiet about it.

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    I distinctly recall a college aged Obama teleporting to ancient China to learn weather control from Taoist mystics.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1644746929 Stacey Ray

    Conspiracy Theorist are alot closer to the truth than journalist and historians.

  • Bluebird_of_Fastidiousness

    #2- Cheney is already on his fourth.

  • Monkey See Monkey Do

    ‘Fast and furious’ type operations are being conducted on the american people daily, its done with a lot of gun stores, cheap gun prices, military assault weapons for sale and its all backed by the military industrial complex which survives on the promotion of violence and the sale of weapons. Just look at political direction of the country, DARPA funding goes up, NASA funding goes down.

    • http://twitter.com/RayButlers Ray Butlers

      thank you. the “conspiracy theory” is fuel to the fire of racist asshole paranoia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eric.garcia.98031 Eric Garcia

    Got to love PSYOPs!

  • lilbear68

    the latest is there was more than 1 shooter at sandy hook and the .223 was found locked in his car trunk
    i dont know about all that but getting off 90 shots in that short of time is pretty remarkable

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wrenja-Czaczkes/100000276829636 Wrenja Czaczkes

    You forgot the one where he teleported to mars.

  • geminihigh

    With the exception of number 5 all of these are plausible if not likely, provided that a group of people in the upper echelons of government are impervious to experiencing moral dilemmas and pangs of guilt. If an estimated 10% of the population are such sociopaths or machiavellians, I wonder where they choose to work? Imagine you are one of these hypothetical top shot callers, or even one of their underlings who puts things in motion. You only care for yourself and your immediate family, and only fear your colleagues and superiors. You have a mission to help execute, one which must be handled entirely clandestinely yet employs in plain sight diversions via the media. The loss of human life is irrelevant, only the success of the mission. If you feel anything at all about the victims you will help kill, it will likely be chuckle at how they have no clue what will hit them, coupled with a sense of pride at how good you are at doing it. The only loss involved is being exposed or not completing the objective, thus putting your ass on the chopping block.

    Many people find it hard to imagine such people exist, yet they do. They masquerade as the forces of “good” and righteousness in the world. Really try to put yourself in their position when you have some free time. Imagine that your goal is the total domination of the Earth’s population and resources. Get it done anyway possible. There are no moral qualms because you have no empathy, thus no commonly excepted form of morality. Think of it as a game of Risk. It can actually be fun at times, nauseating at others. The objective is to win, by any means necessary, otherwise it will cost you your life. If you play the game long enough your mind can come up with some pretty horrific yet effective tactics to ensure victory. Don’t be too alarmed at the merciless machinations of your mind (and what they say about you) in playing this sinister game, because chances are, every tactic you come up with was thought up by the real life players long ago, and probably at a young age. This game really does make the work day just whiz by, I have to say.

  • WoodGas1

    I’ve been trying to get one started that the Reeps blew the election intentionally (it certainly seemed that way) in order to stick the current admin.with a real nasty and promote world corporatism Base jump the fiscal cliff anyone?

  • talentless scum

    It is indeed ironic that these allegations of “conspiracy” are made by those who supported the political philosophy of real conspirators like the Watergate criminals