White House Denies Obama Was a Time Traveler

The White House apparently has felt obligated to issue an official denial that Obama was a time-traveling visitor to Mars. So it goes.


Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.

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6 Comments on "White House Denies Obama Was a Time Traveler"

  1. Rex Vestri | Jan 1, 2013 at 10:56 am |

    …He was, however, intimately involved in another secret CIA project to explore Uranus.

    • Marklar_Prime | Jan 1, 2013 at 8:14 pm |

      Actually he has a whole department for conducting such exploration called the TSA.

  2. Calypso_1 | Jan 1, 2013 at 2:24 pm |

    I hope they issued this denial with thoroughly redacted arcana.

    • Matt Staggs | Jan 1, 2013 at 2:36 pm |

      Oh, man. I’d love to forge some kind of document just like that, kind of like how Air Force Intelligence forged the “Majestic 12” stuff. Talk about Disinfo!

      • Calypso_1 | Jan 1, 2013 at 2:59 pm |

        one would need to consider the operational factors in conducting transchrono disinformation. telltale anachronisms would be at the heart of hyperdimensional false flag manifolds.
        this of course also explains the destruction of bee colonies.

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