Yeti Theme Park Planned In Siberian Mountains

Your plans for next Christmas vacation? How does cryptozoology-themed family fun on a remote Russian mountain sound? Via TwoCrowsParanormal:

Sunny Siberia is adding a new attraction: a theme park devoted to the legendary Yeti. Hoping to cash in on interest in the search for the beast, officials have dedicated a portion of land and launched plans to construct a park centered on the Yeti. Initial plans for the park include a hotel and a themed children’s playground, all built at the Sheregesh ski resort resting in the Shoria Mountain area. The region claims to have a high number of Yeti sightings.

The brainchild behind the park, Sheregesh adminstrator Igor Idimeshev, says that the people of Shoria refer to the creatures as “Big Men” and that everyone in the region is aware of their existence. Believing it unlucky to speak too much about the encounters, the Big Men are only mentioned in conversation briefly.

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  • Anarchy Pony

    My surrounding countryside is already a sasquatch theme park. Seriously, I’ve heard some creepy ass shit out here at night before. And not Mountain Lion mating calls either…

  • Rex Vestri

    I bet the entire theme park is BLURRY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjO63r0HhjI

    • http://twitter.com/ForeverAeon ☆ForeverAeon☆

      derp.

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