Context For the Ongoing Apocalypse

P.s. I <3 Ü

As the world feverishly decodes clues the Illuminated Ones left us on Superbowl Sunday, one cannot help but think there is a bit of context missing from the conversation. Certainly duality was a major theme. And when you think of duality in the context of one of the WORLD’S most indulgent capitalist pageants you can’t help but think of porn! Clearly the Illuminati are sexual creatures as evident in pop culture and their rituals. But what is their end game? World domination cannot sustain itself—too many variables to contend with. If the Illuminati are half as smart as they’re made out to be they would already know this.

Clearly a major paradigm shift is coming where the roles of society are turned inside out, “flipped”, as it were. We look behind the curtain and find not an old white guy but a mirror. Some would rather smash the mirror than go inside, but like a liquid metal terminator, the mirror i always reverts back to its original form and we are faced with only ourselves when we confront authority. Morality has already become autonomous, so sayeth the meme: YOU DON’T NEED RELIGION TO HAVE MORALS. IF YOU CAN’T DETERMINE RIGHT FROM WRONG THEN YOU LACK EMPATHY, NOT RELIGION.

And the same goes for Government. YOU DON’T NEED GOVERNMENT TO HAVE MORALS. IF YOU CAN’T DETERMINE RIGHT FROM WRONG THEN YOU LACK EMPATHY, NOT GOVERNMENT. Religion, however, is still relevant because myths are necessary and useful, “Bullshit makes the flowers grow.” INDEED, “ART IS OUR ONLY SALVATION FROM THE HORRORS OF EXISTENCE.”

AND SO ENTER THE RELEVANCE OF
SPIRITUAL ENTERTAINMENT

Cynical types would have us believe being exposed to voodoo dancers and parades of pagan gods & goddesses IS A BAD THING. But there*s a message being communicated to you and it may be more relevant to your interests than you might realize at present. It may have something to do with magic holograms & orgies, but one can never be too sure of what THEY mean lest you find YOURSELF ONE of THEM too. Who knows, maybe all the sex, drugs & L. Ron Hubbard the Illuminati peddle are meant to give us a more positive context about becoming a $ymbol in one of their stories. <3

The Great Work of the Ages: Autonomous Spirituality & Economic Enlightenment. The only reason the Illuminated Ones “control” US is because WE demand it. You hear it ALL THE TIME, THE DAMNED SHEEP SAY: WE NEED GOVERNMENT. But now if we don’t pick up our own slack we risk destroying the very infrastructure we need to REPLACE the old world order. Maybe not, maybe ‘business as usual’ can sustain itself indefinitely—but why is that appealing? The myth of progress is no joke: We The People seem to fight progress/change every time it rears its ugly head. “IT’S EASIER TO RESIST AT THE BEGINNING THAN AT THE END.” Let us Pray.

OUT WITH THE OLD—IN—WITH THE NWO

STEP 1: Imagine it like this, you’re walking down the street with a video camera, or you’re with a friend who has a camera, and you find a guy and a girl, maybe they already know each other, maybe you introduced them, who knows—there are a lot of variables to play with—including sexual orientation. You tell them you represent a porn cult. You tell them this porn cult is an ancient mystical organization and is accepting applications for entrance. You spell out all the perks of joining such an organization: learning forbidden knowledge about reality, being given the keys to financial independence, immortality. Then explain the application process for this porn cult is to make a sex tape.

STEP 2: OMG! IT WORKED! You have successfully begun someone’s initiation process into a porn cult by getting them to make a sex tape. Now tell them you have to submit the tape to your mysterious supervisors. Get contact info on applicants and pass that along to TRAILERPARKPARTY-at-gmail. Tell the applicants if they are accepted they will be contacted directly by your supervisors. (Obviously anyone going through the trouble of getting people to join this porn cult is a self-activating member. What the hell, you might even finding yourself submitting your OWN audition tape!)

STEP 3: Upon being accepted as Illuminati (name finally revealed) members receive email with first round of secrets // a script for them to act out, or interpret through whatever artistic medium that works for them: music, illustration, dance, et. al., that tell the story of the Illuminated Ones past, present, & fuuuuture. // They learn of rival cult trying to turn everyone into humorless, sexless, (spiritual-less?) drones. “Ok, how do we fight them?” “Welll,.. we fuck for film on food.” LEARNS OF PLAN FOR NWO ARTPORN ECONOMY** + INSIDER INFORMATION ABOUT INTERDIMENSIONAL ALIEN CYBORG RUNNING ILLUMINATI***. “But how do we know the Illuminati aren’t really the bad guys?” “Welp, the only ones we can trust are ourselves. Information is Key. And we have to decide how we use it. bc with this information, this knowledge—we decide the fate of the world be.cause we ARE the Illuminati NWO.”

[INS SEX SCENE]

**MEMBERS SUBMIT THEIR FOOTAGE/ MULTI-MEDIA TO ONLINE SOCIAL MEDIA SITES W KEY SEARCH WORDS & PHRASES. IF WE USE MEMBERS FOOTAGE/ MULTI-MEDIA IN FINAL PRODUCT(S) THEY RECEIVE % OF PROFITS RELATIVE TO THEIR CONTRIBUTION.

€an you imagine doing this* instead of having breakfast? *peace and understanding w/ a little $*&’pice #ARTPORN #PORNCULT #PORNPLOT #

PORN KULT THO.>>

***wait for it.

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EPILOGUE: I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT’S REAL. BUT I KNOW THE TRUMAN SHOW & THE MATRIX ARE BASED ON MY LIFE.

 

“ONE WOMAN’S PORNOGRAPHER IS ANOTHER WOMAN’S SPIRITUAL LEADER”—@TEENSLUT666

 

DRINKING BEER IN BED & TWEETING CAUSE I’M THAT GUY

 

(US) has no strategy to cope with tragic existential challenges over Tweening.

 

DON’T FOLLOW OR AVOID THE TRENDS

 

REALITY IS MADE OF HOLOGRAPHIC LIGHT CRYSTALS W PSYCHIC POWERS—GOD HAS LOST ALL MEANING

 

GIRL SEXT: I’LL SEE YOU IN MY TEMPLE OF DOOM

 

“CAPSLOCK YOURSELF TO DEATH”—@SCUDERINATOR

 

ALL CELEBRITY LIVES ARE IMPERSONATED.

 

I AM THE GLITTER SPACE YOU WATCH ACROSS A DISTANT PLANE.

 

The writhing masses looking for a ratchet savior. Buy your XXX in bulk people. Glitter kills 3000 tweens a year.

 

Reality is a symbol & everyone is illiterate—everything you know is a lie . Storm is cumming

 

WE’VE BEEN BUILDING THIS PYRAMID FO 50000 YEARS.

 

“Everything evolves. Consciousness gave human beings a power: imagination. Religion’s history is the history of the evolution of imagination.”—@1stCitizenKane

 

#MyLifeIn5Words IMAGINATION AND THEOLOGY ARE SYNONYMOUS

#MyLifeIn5Words INTERDIMENSIONAL ALIEN CYBORG SEX KULT

 

RELIGION DOESN’T HATE PEOPLE, PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE. FINALLY! A PORN KULT FOR EVERYONE!! COME AT ME SHILLS!

 

Yes. Represent yourself because the Big EY3 is warning you Collapse is coming. The Trick is to make the collapse look sexy. And that *is the game.

 

 

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  • BuzzCoastin

    > EPILOGUE: I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT’S REAL.

    BUT I KNOW THE TRUMAN SHOW & THE MATRIX ARE BASED ON MY LIFE.

    sue for copyright infringement
    DMCA the MoFoz

  • Calypso_1

    R. Talmadge Lacy is that you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mechanitis.echeverri Mechanitis Echeverri

    UIIIFFFF hahahahhaha aweeesomee i am IN 28 years And I am ready to wait adn breath, and help others to find the way to go out of this box

  • http://www.facebook.com/siaabd Sia Abderezai

    I love this guy. He is me in different form.

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