Hacker Exposes George W. Bush’s Bizarre Oil Paintings

Can a psychologist explain the significance of continually painting yourself bathing? Via The Smoking Gun, leaks from the email accounts of members of the Bush family revealed no nefarious Illuminati-style plottings, but did turn up this:

The apparent hack of several e-mail accounts has exposed personal photos and sensitive correspondence from members of the Bush family, including both former U.S. presidents. Included in the hacked material is a confidential October 2012 list of home addresses, cell phone numbers, and e-mails for dozens of Bush family members, including both former presidents, their siblings, and their children. The posted photos and e-mails contain a watermark with the hacker’s online alias, “Guccifer.”

The hacker also intercepted photos that George W. Bush e-mailed two months ago to his sister showing paintings that he was working on, including self-portraits of him showering and in a bathtub.

23 Comments on "Hacker Exposes George W. Bush’s Bizarre Oil Paintings"

  1. Tchoutoye | Feb 8, 2013 at 2:18 pm |

    His guilt is so great that merely washing his hands Pontius Pilate style doesn’t even come close.

  2. DrSanchezMD | Feb 8, 2013 at 2:41 pm |

    now theres an actual reason to compare him to Hitler – both were shitty painters

    • Zing!

    • That and the torture.

    • James Bond | Feb 9, 2013 at 1:26 pm |

      Let’s see: Hitler took over the minds and hearts of the population, decried and belittled his political opponents, changed way the country was run, treated jews as enemies, etc., etc.
      And you say he’s like who?

  3. Oh my! Can’t wait for the lolcats we’re going to get from this!

  4. Just a dude | Feb 8, 2013 at 7:08 pm |

    if i had to guess, i would say that he “does his best thinking while bathing”. But then he starts thinking about being a thinker, and wants to immortalize the moment, and paints this shit instead of thinking.

  5. This is how the world looks through reptillian eyes.

  6. looks like he was going for gay erotica but held back a bit.

  7. JoiquimCouteau | Feb 9, 2013 at 1:21 pm |

    Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood
    Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
    The multitudinous seas in incarnadine,
    Making the green one red.

  8. Phillipede | Feb 9, 2013 at 2:05 pm |

    I noticed nobody here has asked the question, so I’ll go ahead and do it. Why is Bushy sending paintings of himself bathing to his sister? That doesn’t seem the least bit odd?

    We know that there has almost always been very troubling aspects of the Bush clan, but this seems a little out of the norm, even for them.

  9. When I heard he painted I figured it would be bald eagles or aircraft carriers or something but…oh god this is disturbing.

  10. Edwin Knepshield | Feb 25, 2013 at 8:41 pm |

    Oh please, I’m no fan of the Policies of the Bush administration, but if these paintings were done by anyone else no one would care or they’d be in a gallery. Don’t criticize just to criticize. That’s what. The Obama haters do and we’ve had enough of that.

  11. Who is W’s ghost painter? Is it the same guy that wrote W’s book?

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