Protect Yourself With Alien Abduction Insurance

If you are one day abducted by aliens and impregnated, who will pay for your baby? Wikipedia explains:

Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction. The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens.

A policy normally costs around $150 per $1.5 million in coverage, and policy offerings vary from $10,000 to $10 million. Some companies offer policies for alien pregnancy, alien examinations and death caused by aliens.

The very first company to offer UFO abduction insurance was the St. Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida. The company says that it has paid out at least two claims. Over 20,000 people have purchased the insurance.

Prominent policyholders have included Shirley MacLaine and a Harvard University professor who has written on aliens. The Heaven’s Gate religious group had purchased alien abduction insurance before their mass suicide.

3 Comments on "Protect Yourself With Alien Abduction Insurance"

  1. BuzzCoastin | Feb 21, 2013 at 7:37 pm |

    > The company says that it has paid out at least two claims.

    I’d love to see the claim file.

  2. Not to be confused with a SubGenius membership, which insures you will be abducted by aliens.

  3. Stories about quirky insurance policies usually originate from the industry’s own PR firms. It’s a way for them to get their names in the news that doesn’t look like advertising.

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