Russell Simmons: The Illuminati Doesn’t Exist (I’m Rich, I Would Know)

Following up on the scandalous Illuminati hand symbol by Beyonce during her Superbowl show, TMZ catches up with entertainment and fashion mogul Russell Simmons in what looks like an underground parking lot:

Mega-rich, ultra-successful record producer Russell Simmons says there’s ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY no such thing as the Illuminati … which is EXACTLY what someone in the Illuminati would say!!!!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Illhumanati Brian Cavanaugh

    Since the Illuminati is known it is by definition no longer a secret. Does that mean that powerful people are not awake late at night plotting to keep and gain power? NO.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Illhumanati Brian Cavanaugh

    Since the Illuminati is known it is by definition no longer a secret. Does that mean that powerful people are not awake late at night plotting to keep and gain power? NO.

  • Ittabena

    Well, I am finally convinced. Does this guy even know who Adam Weishaupt is/was? Why did we not ask about the Boule Society. Of course if he did know something he would come clean right there in the parking garage, I am certain of that.

  • Lewis O’Donnell

    Fashion and Music? Then he is but a pawn for the higher powers.

    • not funny anymore

      yes. the consumers

  • http://dailygrail.com/ Red Pill Junkie

    Been to many DAVOS summits, Russell? (Don’t Google it)

  • Kevin Leonard

    He is such a useful puppet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

    Who the hell is Russell Simmons? Never heard of the guy before now.

  • BuzzCoastin

    The real truth that dare not speak itself is that no one is in control, absolutely no one. This stuff is ruled by the equations of dynamics and chaos. There may be entities seeking control, but to seek control is to take enormous aggravation upon yourself. It’s like trying to control a dream.
    Terrence

    Is there an Illuminati? Could be.
    Do they control the whirled? At best they effect the spin.

  • BuzzCoastin

    The real truth that dare not speak itself is that no one is in control, absolutely no one. This stuff is ruled by the equations of dynamics and chaos. There may be entities seeking control, but to seek control is to take enormous aggravation upon yourself. It’s like trying to control a dream.
    Terrence

    Is there an Illuminati? Could be.
    Do they control the whirled? At best they effect the spin.

    • http://www.facebook.com/doctorhorible Allison Marie Hunt

      That was beautiful *sniff*

  • DrSanchezMD

    those damn illuminati, spreading enlightenment ideas and undermining christendom.

  • 5by5

    Russell, you’re also black. You’re automatically not in their little clubhouse.

    Also, you’re JUST rich. You’re not wealthy. Magic Johnson is rich. The guy who signs his check is WEALTHY.

    The guy who signs THAT guy’s check, is Illuminati. We’re talking about families that invented the color BLUE. That wealthy. Stratospherically wealthy.
    :-)

  • echar

    Him Jay-Z and his ilk are certainly down with earthly goods and duping people with imagery, much like the Vatican although less powerful and less funny hats . They have generated large amounts of money because a lot of people are easily manipulated.

    From my perspective, the music industry is like voodoo. Especially rap, due to it’s vocal nature and the culture’s obsession with imagery, for the most part. For example, No Limit’s business model can be viewed as shiny packaging with lyrics focused on appealing to reptile mind and a demographic akin to young dumb and full of cum.

    That’s hardly good or great, just keen on what triggers people to want or need something.

  • Guest

    Simmons is using a strawman argument. The illuminati was
    a real thing. Thats an undisputed historical fact. It was only a regional
    branch of a larger system but is famous for being caught. The doctrines of the
    illuminati have always existed and mani/fested themselves throughout human
    history and still to this day. However it is wrong to say that pop stars are
    “in the illuminati” because they feature some occult symbolism. I
    suspect they just follow fashion trends and know nothing about it.

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