Angel-Shaped Cloud Appears On Florida Coast Following Announcement Of Pope Francis

Many residents of the West Palm Beach area snapped photos of this vivid specter in the sky on Wednesday. This makes it official that God loves Florida above all other U.S. states. Local news WPTV reported:

A message from above? That’s what several South Florida residents thought after looking toward the sky on the day a new pope was named.

Most saw an angel in the clouds and grabbed their cameras to document the vision. Although most felt the cloud resembled an angel, and was a beautiful sign from above, others saw in the cloud something less angelic. Cristina Pina thought the cloud resembled a sea monkey. While Steve Massie opined that “seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects is called “pareidolia.” Nick Stanley even saw the dark lord – Lucifer, in the cloud.

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  • echar

    They must have been on some serious shrooms.

  • echar

    They must have been on some serious shrooms.

  • Anarchy Pony

    People are really fucking good at seeing what they want to see.

    • Monkey See Monkey Do

      And that applies to everything, not just sky vagina’s.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Word.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Word.

    • mannyfurious

      I ain’t gonna lie. I mean, it kind of looks like a fucking angel, though. I don’t think it is. But come on, let’s be honest. It looks like a sky vagina and an angel at the same time. That’s just begging for a joke or witticism, but I’m not very good at that kind of stuff.

      I mean, look at it. How many fucking clouds look like that?

    • mannyfurious

      I ain’t gonna lie. I mean, it kind of looks like a fucking angel, though. I don’t think it is. But come on, let’s be honest. It looks like a sky vagina and an angel at the same time. That’s just begging for a joke or witticism, but I’m not very good at that kind of stuff.

      I mean, look at it. How many fucking clouds look like that?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        From that camera’s perspective it looked like that, but if the pic was taken 10 miles further south it probably woulda looked like a Jabberwocky. It’s all perspective and parallax.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        From that camera’s perspective it looked like that, but if the pic was taken 10 miles further south it probably woulda looked like a Jabberwocky. It’s all perspective and parallax.

        • mannyfurious

          Good point.

      • Calypso_1

        Just call it a gandharva and it can be both.

      • Calypso_1

        Just call it a gandharva and it can be both.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Phillip-Schmitt/1590026226 James Phillip Schmitt

    looks more like a sky vagina

    • http://www.facebook.com/jason.lyle.716 Jason Lyle

      I clicked on this article just so I could post that very comment.

    • DrDavidKelly

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

    Mark my words: Skyginaism will be the new Cargo Cult.

    • Anarchy Pony

      HEY! Some day my rituals and effigies will bring back the Sky People, Who will bless me with bountiful Cargo!

    • echar

      This is the secret signal of the Skyginaists. If you should ever see anyone make this signal, one must look to the sky and whisper the creed.

    • echar

      This is the sacred hymn

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NF33GdI__M

      P.S. the internet now officially has everything

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        Tiger Lillies rock.

    • echar

      I smuggled this out of their temple at great risk. Please do not tell anyone. I mean it, seriously it’s a secret. I can only share the the hymnal from the inner sanctum, the sacerdotal movements must never be divulged.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_CKBltJaH4

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        Amazing! That clip had my wife and I in hysterics.

        • echar

          :)

  • lazy_friend

    If an angel is going to make a cloud shaped like an angel, why not just appear as an angel or send an email or something. We all know clouds can look like stuff, probably around the world numerous clouds look a little bit like an angel but no one is there to look at them before they turn into turtles. Christians really need to have higher expectations when it comes to signs, the holy poop on the windshield just took any respect I had for their signs far far away.

  • Christopher Linklater

    That angel’s, left hand is raised and it’s giving the finger in the direction of the Vatican for sure!!!!!

  • zombieslapper

    It looks like an aardvark with horns.

  • zombieslapper

    It looks like an aardvark with horns.

  • http://www.zazzle.com/fantoccini* Chaos_Dynamics

    Happy the Man ’77.

  • http://www.zazzle.com/fantoccini* Chaos_Dynamics

    Happy the Man ’77.

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