8 Responses to How Corporatist Monkeys Fill Our Food With Sawdust

  1. Ittabena March 14, 2013 at 2:05 am #

    Last year Hersheys came out with chocolate that was whipped with air. Yeah, air bubbles in your chocolate. Whenever anyone would start to buy them I would tell them they were getting ripped off. We finally had to mark them down to below cost to get rid of them. We haven’t ordered anymore. Ta-da!

    • Matt Staggs March 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm #

      I’m glad that I’m not the only person who thought that was ridiculous.

      • Ittabena March 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

        No, all my customers agreed too, at least once they knew what they were holding in there hand.

        I sometimes wonder if it was a test balloon to see how illiterate the proletariat had become. the verdict was probably, “No, not quite yet.”

    • Matt Staggs March 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm #

      I’m glad that I’m not the only person who thought that was ridiculous.

  2. Anarchy Pony March 15, 2013 at 1:34 am #

    HEY! Sawdust is delicious. And it creates sawdust jobs.

  3. Monkey See Monkey Do March 15, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

    ‘The cow that got away’ – lol. The problem is that people keep looking for a ‘good leader’ they trust will give them a little less sawdust if they get elected, but a good leader is an oxymoron.

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