How Corporatist Monkeys Fill Our Food With Sawdust

8 Comments on "How Corporatist Monkeys Fill Our Food With Sawdust"

  1. Last year Hersheys came out with chocolate that was whipped with air. Yeah, air bubbles in your chocolate. Whenever anyone would start to buy them I would tell them they were getting ripped off. We finally had to mark them down to below cost to get rid of them. We haven’t ordered anymore. Ta-da!

    • Matt Staggs | Mar 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm |

      I’m glad that I’m not the only person who thought that was ridiculous.

      • No, all my customers agreed too, at least once they knew what they were holding in there hand.

        I sometimes wonder if it was a test balloon to see how illiterate the proletariat had become. the verdict was probably, “No, not quite yet.”

    • Matt Staggs | Mar 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm |

      I’m glad that I’m not the only person who thought that was ridiculous.

  2. Anarchy Pony | Mar 15, 2013 at 1:34 am |

    HEY! Sawdust is delicious. And it creates sawdust jobs.

  3. Monkey See Monkey Do | Mar 15, 2013 at 1:26 pm |

    ‘The cow that got away’ – lol. The problem is that people keep looking for a ‘good leader’ they trust will give them a little less sawdust if they get elected, but a good leader is an oxymoron.

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