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From The Washington Post:

It sounds crazy, but there is good reason to suspect that this story, in the prominent South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo, could be true. According to the story, North Korea ordered its diplomats in some number of foreign embassies, including at least one in Eastern Europe, to sell illegal drugs on the streets. The diplomats, according to a defector who spoke to South Korean intelligence, were each sent abroad with 20 kilograms (about 44 pounds) of drugs and were told to raise $300,000 from the sales.

In case that is not weird enough for you, the diplomats were told that they were being asked to forgo their ambassadorial responsibilities in favor of pushing illicit drugs in order “to prove their loyalty and mark the birthday of nation founder Kim Il Sung on April 15.”

From the  BBC News Three men charged over Norwich ‘Oompa Loompas’ attack:

Police investigating an assault involving people dressed as Oompa Loompas have charged three men.

Officers appealed for information following an incident at a kebab shop in Norwich on 27 December.

A 28-year-old man suffered cuts and bruises in the attack which took place on the Prince of Wales Road.

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  • echar

    Journalist Isaac Stone Fish reported in 2011 for Newsweek that many North Koreans, because they lack access to basic medicines or health care but have relatively easy access to the drug they call “ice,” have started using meth as a sort of cure-all.

    More like the anti cure all

    Excuse me. I don’t mean to impose, but I am the ocean.

    Also ‘oompa loompas can do no wrong.

    • InfvoCuernos

      North Korea is on tweek- that explains sooooo much.

  • BuzzCoastin

    Der Homeland is only a couple of paces away from being North Korea
    the CIA is the largest drug cartel in the world (google Gary Webb)
    and that is often overlooked by the free sheeple of Der Homeland
    and the Homeland’s sheeple don’t limit their tweaking to meth
    they’ve got good wholesome legal drugs from Big Pharma for that

    • kowalityjesus

      how else are they supposed to check inflation with all the spare cash that would be lying around in a drug-free society?

      • BuzzCoastin

        the most shocking thing about this story to me is this:
        Homeland Sheeple and North Koreans are in exactly the same political situation
        living under a repressive government that runs a drug dealing operation (counterfeiting too)
        the only difference being
        Homeland Sheeple have more Bling-Bling & a lot more empty calories to consume
        that and they believe they live in a free Kuntery

  • James Phillip Schmitt

    I recall a Vice article where North Koreans are allowed to grow their own low-grade weed, being cheaper than cigarettes.

  • Haystack

    It’s a story about North Korea. Of course it sounds crazy.