Sinkhole Fears Split Republicans, Democrats

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It seems like Republicans and Democrats can’t agree on anything.

Even sinkholes.

A new poll of Floridians from Public Policy Polling finds a strong party split when it comes to fears of being swallowed alive by a sinkhole, with 46% of Democrats fearful and 22% of Republicans concerned. Overall, approximately one-third of Florida voters report living in fear a sinkhole will suddenly open up underneath them. The poll comes in the wake of reports of a man being consumed by a sinkhole as he slept.

  • Dingbert

    Perhaps it’s because Florida’s most conservative counties are in the panhandle, where there’s a much lower risk, and the highest risk is around liberal Tampa and Orlando? Doesn’t explain the Miami metro area, though . . .

    • David Duke-Astin

      God hates Florida.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Who doesn’t?

        • Zenc

          I rather enjoy it.

          To be honest, it’s a little warm for my genotype but there’s hardly a dull moment.

  • BuzzCoastin

    I’m hoping sinkholes in FLA will swallow Red & Blue Teamers in very larger numbers
    it’s about time Nature did her part in cleaning up FLA