Video Claims To Expose Obama’s Alien Shapeshifter Secret Service

How does Barack Obama get the job done day in and out? With help from the lizard people, as revealed by this footage from a public appearance this past year, to be taken with a very large grain of salt:

During Barack Obama’s speech at the 2012 AIPAC policy conference at the Washington convention center, the camera spotted a very odd individual, who may be either with the U.S. Secret Service or with Israel’s, and could be a strong evidence of a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.goodbaum.9 Mike Goodbaum

    Or evidence of low resolution morons always.

    • David Duke-Astin

      half of us have below average intelligence.

      • Calypso_1

        Do you realize that you self-categorized as – σ ?

        • David Duke-Astin

          clearly not

  • Ittabena

    Yes, but can he do balloon animals? That’s where the proof lies…

  • teeoy

    Suggestion = psychological process by which an idea is induced in or adopted by another without argument. I don’t see or hear any proof in this video. You believe what you want to believe, but I don’t believe without hard evidence.

    ‘Are you an alien? ‘No.’
    ‘Are you a human beign? ‘No.’
    ‘Then what are you? ‘shapeshifter.’

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

    I find these conspiracy theories harmless, yet intriguing. They seem to be based on the belief that the enslavement of humanity requires a long-lasted, concentrated, intentional evil that cannot possibly be the work of a human. Regardless of whether it’s true or not, it remains a testimony of faith in the goodness of our species.

    • Calypso_1

      Or the need of a projectional delusion and splitting mechanism because they are unable to handle their individual culpability and ignorance of our species true nature.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

        If you wanna go existentialist, then, yes, it is delusional; but, so is the notion of our ‘enslavement’ for that matter. But to start the all-important trend towards self-reflection going, it seems that sometimes absurdism is a potent starting point.

        • Calypso_1

          Quite. If i don’t start somewhere absurd at least thrice daily, I’ll make sure I end up there orange water gibbon bucket.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

            Orange. It’s always orange with me, too. The fruity, juicy, shiny kind.

          • Calypso_1

            Transfiguration, that or a partial-complex seizure.

      • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

        i prefer to go the other route and deny the existence of a true nature at all. If its a delusion too, then it is much more comfortable for me.

        • Calypso_1

          Excellent. We don’t even need to write a script then!

          • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

            Hey there’s always going to be someone going off script anyways

          • Calypso_1

            I envisioned you would say something along those lines.

          • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

            I suppose I followed your script this time.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

            zig zag… i like the mental shuffle going on.

          • Calypso_1

            Brush work & psychospatial play are prominent in many works of asemic interlocution.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS-xiX64HGQ

    • nubwaxer

      they are more like a spreading plague of mental illness and no doubt dangerous if the gun nuts together agree that they can no longer tolerate what they see as tyranny (a democratic administration) and decide to take their (white) country back.

    • allen

      The Devil does exist and does tempt people how else could we have such inclinations towards hate and evil and pride. But in the end its always our fault and we must still take responsibility for our actions because being tempted does not change the fact that you are still guilty for your wrong. Look up exorcisms if you dont believe me. But as far as aliens go that is just silly because how could aliens travel that far because they must follow the laws of physics and how can they get away with shape shifting and being behind so many people and why would they?

  • joe

    retards

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

      Come on… I dare you to articulate more than that, slacker.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Subtlety, how the fuck does it work?

  • http://twitter.com/TheOvertOddity Mary

    Wouldn’t it be cool if the crazies were right? We’re all actually controlled by a reptile alien race. Unfortunately, it kust looks like auto focus is a bitch.

    • BrianApocalypse

      I think that’s part of the motivating factor behind stuff like this. The wish that reality was more exciting.

  • moremisinformation

    It sounds to me like the narrator is running a smoke screen to distract from the fact that “he”, is clearly an alien shapeshifter…just listen to him.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

      I know. Weird accent, eh?

    • echar

      That’s one way to cast doubt on the existence. Inject sketchy examples into alternate media.

    • BuzzCoastin

      that voice is computer generated
      that particular bot voice is used by several online animation sites

      • moremisinformation

        If you mean generated by a reptilian-Anglo-alien-Zionist shapeshifter, which sounds like a computer, you’re correct!

  • Anarchy Pony

    Clearly that is slender man.

  • Sir Legendhead

    The Dovahkiin exists, and he is an American!

  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    Its a sophisticated camera that picks up the psychological projection of the user! With this camera you can see your shadow morphed into three dimensional objects! Which begs the question: Are we all Reptilian?

  • echar

    Just the mention of Zionist disproves this for me. It’s entertaining though, because V is awesome.

    Here’s The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion for free
    http://archive.org/details/TheProtocolsOfTheLearnedEldersOfZion

  • jnana

    Grant Morrison’s a Secret Service Agent?!?!

  • BuzzCoastin

    could be
    but a large rhetoric shifting alien was on the podium speaking
    promising to support genocide in the name of security
    and that shit is way scarier than a goofy looking Mossad agent

  • lazy_friend

    ALIENS…

  • allen

    The Devil does exist and does tempt people how else could we have such inclinations towards hate and evil and pride. But in the end its always our fault and we must still take responsibility for our actions because being tempted does not change the fact that you are still guilty for your wrong. Look up exorcisms if you dont believe me. But as far as aliens go that is just silly because how could aliens travel that far because they must follow the laws of physics and how can they get away with shape shifting and being behind so many people and why would they??

  • rick

    fake

  • Ruth Behr

    so…because he has a bald head and you can’t really see his features…he’s an ALIEN!!! *facepalm*

    So…many…stupid crackpot alien conspiracy theorists…just…blows…my…mind……….

    People think Obama is an alien.

    People think Brian Todd is an alien.

    People think Bush is an alien.

    Heck, let’s just all say we’re an alien race and be done with it, eh?!?!?!

    Technically, we are aliens compared to any other creature in the universe we haven’t already killed or scared off!

    With all these RETARDED hollywood movies sh*t they are throwing out about hostile being taking over our bodies and invading earth, there’s no place left for reality anymore! Even if there ARE aliens, 1. they may not be hostile, and 2. Hollywood and conspirists are talking so much crap now you might as well toss out any REAL evidence, because conspirists are sure to twist it up and add it to their list while hollywood makes an untrue, wacked up movie about it!