Video Claims To Expose Obama’s Alien Shapeshifter Secret Service

How does Barack Obama get the job done day in and out? With help from the lizard people, as revealed by this footage from a public appearance this past year, to be taken with a very large grain of salt:

During Barack Obama’s speech at the 2012 AIPAC policy conference at the Washington convention center, the camera spotted a very odd individual, who may be either with the U.S. Secret Service or with Israel’s, and could be a strong evidence of a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be.

41 Comments on "Video Claims To Expose Obama’s Alien Shapeshifter Secret Service"

  1. Or evidence of low resolution morons always.

  2. Yes, but can he do balloon animals? That’s where the proof lies…

  3. Suggestion = psychological process by which an idea is induced in or adopted by another without argument. I don’t see or hear any proof in this video. You believe what you want to believe, but I don’t believe without hard evidence.

    ‘Are you an alien? ‘No.’
    ‘Are you a human beign? ‘No.’
    ‘Then what are you? ‘shapeshifter.’

  4. I find these conspiracy theories harmless, yet intriguing. They seem to be based on the belief that the enslavement of humanity requires a long-lasted, concentrated, intentional evil that cannot possibly be the work of a human. Regardless of whether it’s true or not, it remains a testimony of faith in the goodness of our species.

    • Calypso_1 | Mar 23, 2013 at 12:05 pm |

      Or the need of a projectional delusion and splitting mechanism because they are unable to handle their individual culpability and ignorance of our species true nature.

    • they are more like a spreading plague of mental illness and no doubt dangerous if the gun nuts together agree that they can no longer tolerate what they see as tyranny (a democratic administration) and decide to take their (white) country back.

    • The Devil does exist and does tempt people how else could we have such inclinations towards hate and evil and pride. But in the end its always our fault and we must still take responsibility for our actions because being tempted does not change the fact that you are still guilty for your wrong. Look up exorcisms if you dont believe me. But as far as aliens go that is just silly because how could aliens travel that far because they must follow the laws of physics and how can they get away with shape shifting and being behind so many people and why would they?

  5. retards

  6. Wouldn’t it be cool if the crazies were right? We’re all actually controlled by a reptile alien race. Unfortunately, it kust looks like auto focus is a bitch.

    • BrianApocalypse | Mar 23, 2013 at 3:47 pm |

      I think that’s part of the motivating factor behind stuff like this. The wish that reality was more exciting.

  7. moremisinformation | Mar 23, 2013 at 12:42 pm |

    It sounds to me like the narrator is running a smoke screen to distract from the fact that “he”, is clearly an alien shapeshifter…just listen to him.

  8. Anarchy Pony | Mar 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm |

    Clearly that is slender man.

  9. Sir Legendhead | Mar 23, 2013 at 1:18 pm |

    The Dovahkiin exists, and he is an American!

  10. Its a sophisticated camera that picks up the psychological projection of the user! With this camera you can see your shadow morphed into three dimensional objects! Which begs the question: Are we all Reptilian?

  11. Just the mention of Zionist disproves this for me. It’s entertaining though, because V is awesome.

    Here’s The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion for free
    http://archive.org/details/TheProtocolsOfTheLearnedEldersOfZion

  12. Grant Morrison’s a Secret Service Agent?!?!

  13. BuzzCoastin | Mar 23, 2013 at 7:55 pm |

    could be
    but a large rhetoric shifting alien was on the podium speaking
    promising to support genocide in the name of security
    and that shit is way scarier than a goofy looking Mossad agent

  14. lazy_friend | Mar 23, 2013 at 8:07 pm |

    ALIENS…

  15. The Devil does exist and does tempt people how else could we have such inclinations towards hate and evil and pride. But in the end its always our fault and we must still take responsibility for our actions because being tempted does not change the fact that you are still guilty for your wrong. Look up exorcisms if you dont believe me. But as far as aliens go that is just silly because how could aliens travel that far because they must follow the laws of physics and how can they get away with shape shifting and being behind so many people and why would they??

  16. fake

  17. Ruth Behr | Oct 24, 2013 at 10:25 am |

    so…because he has a bald head and you can’t really see his features…he’s an ALIEN!!! *facepalm*

    So…many…stupid crackpot alien conspiracy theorists…just…blows…my…mind……….

    People think Obama is an alien.

    People think Brian Todd is an alien.

    People think Bush is an alien.

    Heck, let’s just all say we’re an alien race and be done with it, eh?!?!?!

    Technically, we are aliens compared to any other creature in the universe we haven’t already killed or scared off!

    With all these RETARDED hollywood movies sh*t they are throwing out about hostile being taking over our bodies and invading earth, there’s no place left for reality anymore! Even if there ARE aliens, 1. they may not be hostile, and 2. Hollywood and conspirists are talking so much crap now you might as well toss out any REAL evidence, because conspirists are sure to twist it up and add it to their list while hollywood makes an untrue, wacked up movie about it!

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