Kansas City Police Uncover A Subterranean Suburb Inhabited By Homeless

subterranean suburb homeless campIn the coming years, expect living in the tunnel cities with the outlaws, rejects, and copper bandits to become an increasingly popular lifestyle option. From Kansas City’s KMBC:

Kansas City police uncovered an underground suburb used by the homeless on the city’s northeast side. KMBC’s Haley Harrison reported that a homeless outreach group said it was unlike anything they’ve ever seen. The subterranean refuge has caves and tunnels.

Police were evicting the homeless because of the squalid conditions. “We’re working to find out if in fact they’ve got kids down here because this is not a safe environment for that,” Cooley said.

Cooley told Harrison that he first went to the area because of a rash of crime. Police said copper thieves have repeatedly struck a nearby grain mill, most recently swiping a valuable piece of equipment and now millions of dollars worth of grain is in danger of going bad.

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  • http://sugamari.wordpress.com/ sugamari

    You must click the “read the rest” link fourteen times for it to work.

    • BuzzCoastin

      somethings here never change

  • Hadrian999

    evicting the homeless for squalid conditions-being unsheltered this time of year is so much better for them

  • Hadrian999

    I would really like to set you on fire

  • Damg

    evict the homeless from a place they’ve managed to domesticate. great idea. why dont we just gas them instead? final solution. /sarcasm