Christ Battles The Living Dead In Fist Of Jesus

Enjoy the first portion of Fist of Jesus, an in-the-works feature film from directors David Muñoz and Adrián Cardona which interprets the Bible (correctly?) as an epic horror/action gorefest in which corpses rise from death:

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  • echar

    I kick ass for the Lord!

  • Lady of the Snows

    Will the zombies be the good guys this time? I mean Jesus was one, technically.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Good goin’, douche. Now all these Amish types are going to be setting off bombs all over the place.

    • echar

      bwahahaha

    • http://artasith-m-nasdsnre.tumblr.com/ Simon Valentine

      i could die 9 times where i sit
      and still not be able to imagine an Amish bombing anything
      except maybe a stump
      and probably not even that

  • Adamas Macalz

    this… changes…. everything

  • saint_al

    Came for the ‘fisting’… leaving not entirely disappointed. Jesus’ laugh @ 10:30 is pretty good. Fisher Of Men, indeed. Main character is modeled after Warner Sallman’s “Head of Christ” print- and speaking Spanish? Confusion and low comedy, always a great combo.

  • http://twitter.com/Nifty_Films Nifty Films

    This was already basically made, it’s called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

  • Noah_Nine

    who wins in a deathmatch? zombie jesus or cyborg gandhi?

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