Juggling Jesus Miraculously Appears On British Man’s Shirt

juggling jesusIf you were looking for a hip, new image for the Christian savior for the Coachella generation, I think it has arrived. Introducing Juggling Jesus via the Christian Post:

Jesus has appeared as a fabric softener stain, according to one British man in reports out this week.

Martin Andrews reportedly had an accident in which he spilled some fabric softener on his T-shirt, and the resulting stain is an image of Jesus Christ, the man resolutely claims. According to Andrews, Jesus appears in the stain with his arms stretched outwards.

Others, however, have mocked Andrews claims, with some saying that the image looks more like a juggler tossing some objects rather than the Messiah. Andrews is undeterred in his claims though: “When the T-shirt’s the right way up it doesn’t really look like anything … but when you look at it the other way up it’s really Him.”

  • Juan

    “Holy miraculous messiah, Batman!”

  • http://strictlyapathy.comoj.com/ SoulArbiter

    Scotoma everywhere!

  • BuzzCoastin

    to me it looks like Richard Dawkins at TED

  • Anarchy Pony

    And as we all know, Jesus was a huge fan of juggling.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jai-Ankers/100000395755973 Jai Ankers

    They say once upon a time Jesus could walk on water, rearrange the matter of food and beverages, bring people back from the dead and curse out-of-season fig trees.
    Nowadays he struggles to make a coherent bleach stain of himself. Hard times.

  • kowalityjesus

    it looks more like a secondary aura, although I wouldn’t bet my faith on it.

  • phil

    Have you watched Dave Gorman , modern life is goodish . He claims he made this t shirt and posted the image on metro as Martin Andrews