How To Potty Train Your Child By Demonic Exorcism

demonic exorcismCould parenting difficulties be attributable to Satanic possession of your children? Top anti-demon website DemonBuster reveals:

We received the following email about a woman learning DELIVERANCE, and practicing DELIVERANCE on her young child:

“Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to “go”. The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: “You can’t make me, you can’t make me”. I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: “That’s his name, “you can’t make me”. I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since.”

Praise the Lord! Everyone has demons, even young children AND YOU.

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  • Opposite Day

    LMFAO! Why is this “belief” not seen as a mental disorder?

  • Calypso_1

    Break out the Ouija board. I want to hear what Herr Freud has on this one.

  • emperorreagan

    So you yell a lot, punch your kid in the face, and it shits itself on the toilet? That’s how exorcism works, right?

  • Juan

    In Borat voice “wah, wah, wee wah.”

  • BuzzCoastin

    it’s time to demon exorcise the US gruberment

    So I commanded it to manifest and give me it’s name.
    The gruberment continued screaming and saying:
    “I am Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.”

  • BigBob

    O.o

  • kowalityjesus

    Why should it be thought a thing incredible with you, that God should train the incontinent?

    I think this line of thought is in a long-term downswing but will rebound when a more wholesome perspective making accessions for Mystery comes into vogue.