How To Potty Train Your Child By Demonic Exorcism

demonic exorcismCould parenting difficulties be attributable to Satanic possession of your children? Top anti-demon website DemonBuster reveals:

We received the following email about a woman learning DELIVERANCE, and practicing DELIVERANCE on her young child:

“Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to “go”. The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: “You can’t make me, you can’t make me”. I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: “That’s his name, “you can’t make me”. I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since.”

Praise the Lord! Everyone has demons, even young children AND YOU.

7 Comments on "How To Potty Train Your Child By Demonic Exorcism"

  1. Opposite Day | Apr 12, 2013 at 1:06 pm |

    LMFAO! Why is this “belief” not seen as a mental disorder?

  2. Calypso_1 | Apr 12, 2013 at 1:19 pm |

    Break out the Ouija board. I want to hear what Herr Freud has on this one.

  3. emperorreagan | Apr 12, 2013 at 1:22 pm |

    So you yell a lot, punch your kid in the face, and it shits itself on the toilet? That’s how exorcism works, right?

  4. In Borat voice “wah, wah, wee wah.”

  5. BuzzCoastin | Apr 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm |

    it’s time to demon exorcise the US gruberment

    So I commanded it to manifest and give me it’s name.
    The gruberment continued screaming and saying:
    “I am Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.”

  6. O.o

  7. kowalityjesus | Apr 13, 2013 at 10:03 am |

    Why should it be thought a thing incredible with you, that God should train the incontinent?

    I think this line of thought is in a long-term downswing but will rebound when a more wholesome perspective making accessions for Mystery comes into vogue.

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