The Mars Rover Penis

The latest sensation from Mars? A penis drawing by NASA’s Mars Rover…

mars rover penis

Silly, yes, but a certain population of the Interwebs is loving it, so much so that a surge in traffic crashed NASA’s site where the image is hosted.


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  • CosmicAmazing

    Well it sure doesn’t look like my penis….

    • Ted Heistman

      You don’t have tire tracks on yours?

      • CosmicAmazing

        Should I?

        • Anarchy Pony

          Only if you’re doin’ it right.

          • I_abide

            Is burning a good sign too?

          • Matt Staggs

            Yes. Quoting Elvis: “Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love”.

  • Andrew


    • Matt Staggs

      In that case, it looks like it was a real cock-up.

      • InfvoCuernos

        good one.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Fine art on other planets… Progress marches on.

  • kowalityjesus

    This is now part of our history. Humanity crashes NASA’s server not because of widespread scientific appreciation for human achievement, but because of an excursive and flimsy anatomical likeness.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Welcome to humanity, may I take your hat?

      • BuzzCoastin

        Welcome to humanity, may I take your head?

        • Anarchy Pony

          You can keep your head, it’s the brain they really want.

  • Lady of the Snows

    If it weren’t for the bell end and the jizz that seems to be floating up into the zero gravity of space, it wouldn’t look too filthy.

  • BuzzCoastin

    > a surge in traffic crashed NASA’s site

    it’s not hard to see why the elites think they need to secure the kuntery