The Onion: Popular Children’s Author Reveals “Spooky Truth” About Conspiracy Theories

It’s like R.L. Stine and Alex Jones had a baby.


Popular Children’s Book Author Reveals The ‘Spooky Truth’ About Creepy Conspiracy Theories

  • The Well Dressed Man

    Riddle me this: If there’s really not a conspiracy to portray The Onion as satire, how come all the comments from before were deleted?

    • nubwaxer

      i did it.

      • The Well Dressed Man

        His name is Marvin Nubwaxer.
        His name is Marvin Nubwaxer.

    • The Well Dressed Man

      Downvote me all you want, evil council! I won’t stop speaking truth to power! First they came for The Onion, what’s next? Mark my words, we’ll see more of this soon. Posts suggesting that important sites like Infowars are satire will begin appearing.