Man Arrested For Hundreds Of 911 Calls Claiming Satellite Mind Control

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Strange problems via CBS Sacramento:

A man who called 911 more than 100 times in one month says he’s not going to stop until his concerns are heard by the federal government. Sacramento Police say he’s ignored warnings to stop calling over and over, so they arrested him for 911 abuse.

Jimmy Shao keeps a log book of every 911 call he’s made. He doesn’t believe he’s wasting the time of emergency responders because he has an emergency of his own: Shao believes he’s being watched by shadowy government authorities.

He claims to believe his body is controlled by satellites. “My brain, I can feel it starting. I’m blasted by the signals, every couple of minutes,” he said. “I yell and I scream, ‘Stop it, I don’t need this,’ but they never listen.”

Fresh out of jail, Shao promises he isn’t done dialing 911, “until Congress starts an investigation.”

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  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    his one eye looks sad and confused and the other eye looks like its enjoying the attention.

    • Anarchy Pony

      You caught that too?

    • Anarchy Pony

      You caught that too?

    • Calypso_1

      There is more going on w/this. What do you see with the mouth. Look at forehead expression lines for long term imprint of bilateral variance. Can you tell which eye is dominant?

      • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

        A droll little smile? The left eye looks dominant (his left)

      • Simon Valentine

        if i “don’t focus” in “just the right way”
        he looks quite symmetrical

        the matrix can’t keep track of the fact that someone knows that P equals NP. it’s all been sliding out of control, trying to adjust. kind of like Ancano and the Eye of Magnus such the the eye is a morpheme that operates by linking to each unit that constitutes the biomass which is controlled by the matrix through the morpheme (the eye of magnus).

        people that get high lean. not skinny. tilt. it’s got to be related. i don’t have much more than this atm.

      • echar

        Brain tumor perhaps?

        • ParanoidCoast

          Right temporal lobe epilepsy?

  • Juan

    Apparently, “targeted individuals” is a thing. Don’t how “real” it may be, but people who say they are targeted are clearly suffering, whether it is “real” or not.
    Myabe a tin foil hat would help. Sorry, could not resist.

    • echar

      The tin-foil hat actually enhances the signal.

      • Juan

        That’s why I use mylar.

        • echar

          Genius!

  • ParanoidCoast

    This is a classic example of an “influencing machine” type of schizophrenic paranoid delusion first described by Viktor Trausk. (Eg. James Tilly Matthew’s Air Loom)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_%22Influencing_Machine%22_in_Schizophrenia

    Whether it is real or not, who can say? Could it be VALIS?

    • Andrew

      It’s real, and in common parlance called “culture.”

      Everything’s a conspiracy, and we’re all in on it.

      • ParanoidCoast

        Yes. Once again, everything reduces down to culture.

        • Simon Valentine

          Thancks Plancks
          i’ll just use this handy little omicron symbolism
          and then put on my Pschent hat
          and that set of ewe can pretend it’s made of tin foil
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s made by inbred units
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s a world wonder
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s a stock market copy
          ,,,

      • Simon Valentine

        my brain is a quantum computer?
        *gasp*
        they want to silence me because this will reveal their lie!
        yet they don’t know it yet!
        they are part of a machine!
        Spock be damned!
        their logic is scam-med!

  • ParanoidCoast

    This is a classic example of an “influencing machine” type of schizophrenic paranoid delusion first described by Viktor Trausk. (Eg. James Tilly Matthew’s Air Loom)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_%22Influencing_Machine%22_in_Schizophrenia

    Whether it is real or not, who can say? Could it be VALIS?

  • Simon Valentine

    damn my experiments are starting to show
    dammit Jim just hang tight it’s like growing pains
    fight the freedom!
    fight the power!

    • Simon Valentine

      i can see it now
      headlines
      “HUMANITARIANS AND MANNAR PEOPLE SHOWN TO BE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE OF ALL”
      and
      “RISE OF THE ZOMBIE TROLL VICTORIAN SECT”

    • Simon Valentine

      i can see it now
      headlines
      “HUMANITARIANS AND MANNAR PEOPLE SHOWN TO BE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE OF ALL”
      and
      “RISE OF THE ZOMBIE TROLL VICTORIAN SECT”

  • Simon Valentine

    damn my experiments are starting to show
    dammit Jim just hang tight it’s like growing pains
    fight the freedom!
    fight the power!

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Who does this jack*ss think is running the mindcontrol program? The people at 1-800-Dial-a-prayer? Of course it’s the police. Thanks for tipping them off, Einstein!

  • The Well Dressed Man

    It’s funny because Sacramento.

  • Madeline Cox

    Someone, get this man a big shot of thorazine stat! He’s batshit crazy lol!

  • wootywoot

    VALIS. Read Philip K. Dick’s VALIS motherfuckers.

    • Calypso_1

      It would be a fair estimation that the Disinfo community is several standard deviations above the norm for population familiarity w/ PKD.

    • ParanoidCoast

      He must be tuning in to Radio Free Albemuth.

  • BrianApocalypse

    The Frankenstein Komputer God controls!!

    The prophet Francis E.Dec tried to warn us!!!

    http://youtu.be/djZqBtQBr68

  • DrDavidKelly

    I met a guy on the street last month who started at me about the microchip in his neck. He then pulled out what appeared to be some kind of legal documents. They were very travelled and creased looking. He made little sense but it was obviously very concerning to him.

  • Noah_Nine

    hmmmm…. maybe he’s telling the truth…

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