Man Arrested For Hundreds Of 911 Calls Claiming Satellite Mind Control

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Strange problems via CBS Sacramento:

A man who called 911 more than 100 times in one month says he’s not going to stop until his concerns are heard by the federal government. Sacramento Police say he’s ignored warnings to stop calling over and over, so they arrested him for 911 abuse.

Jimmy Shao keeps a log book of every 911 call he’s made. He doesn’t believe he’s wasting the time of emergency responders because he has an emergency of his own: Shao believes he’s being watched by shadowy government authorities.

He claims to believe his body is controlled by satellites. “My brain, I can feel it starting. I’m blasted by the signals, every couple of minutes,” he said. “I yell and I scream, ‘Stop it, I don’t need this,’ but they never listen.”

Fresh out of jail, Shao promises he isn’t done dialing 911, “until Congress starts an investigation.”

32 Comments on "Man Arrested For Hundreds Of 911 Calls Claiming Satellite Mind Control"

  1. his one eye looks sad and confused and the other eye looks like its enjoying the attention.

    • Anarchy Pony | May 24, 2013 at 1:12 pm |

      You caught that too?

    • Anarchy Pony | May 24, 2013 at 1:12 pm |

      You caught that too?

    • Calypso_1 | May 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm |

      There is more going on w/this. What do you see with the mouth. Look at forehead expression lines for long term imprint of bilateral variance. Can you tell which eye is dominant?

      • A droll little smile? The left eye looks dominant (his left)

      • Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 8:08 pm |

        if i “don’t focus” in “just the right way”
        he looks quite symmetrical

        the matrix can’t keep track of the fact that someone knows that P equals NP. it’s all been sliding out of control, trying to adjust. kind of like Ancano and the Eye of Magnus such the the eye is a morpheme that operates by linking to each unit that constitutes the biomass which is controlled by the matrix through the morpheme (the eye of magnus).

        people that get high lean. not skinny. tilt. it’s got to be related. i don’t have much more than this atm.

      • Brain tumor perhaps?

  2. Apparently, “targeted individuals” is a thing. Don’t how “real” it may be, but people who say they are targeted are clearly suffering, whether it is “real” or not.
    Myabe a tin foil hat would help. Sorry, could not resist.

  3. ParanoidCoast | May 24, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    This is a classic example of an “influencing machine” type of schizophrenic paranoid delusion first described by Viktor Trausk. (Eg. James Tilly Matthew’s Air Loom)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_%22Influencing_Machine%22_in_Schizophrenia

    Whether it is real or not, who can say? Could it be VALIS?

    • It’s real, and in common parlance called “culture.”

      Everything’s a conspiracy, and we’re all in on it.

      • ParanoidCoast | May 24, 2013 at 3:47 pm |

        Yes. Once again, everything reduces down to culture.

        • Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 8:02 pm |

          Thancks Plancks
          i’ll just use this handy little omicron symbolism
          and then put on my Pschent hat
          and that set of ewe can pretend it’s made of tin foil
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s made by inbred units
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s a world wonder
          that set of ewe can pretend it’s a stock market copy
          ,,,

      • Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 8:03 pm |

        my brain is a quantum computer?
        *gasp*
        they want to silence me because this will reveal their lie!
        yet they don’t know it yet!
        they are part of a machine!
        Spock be damned!
        their logic is scam-med!

  4. ParanoidCoast | May 24, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    This is a classic example of an “influencing machine” type of schizophrenic paranoid delusion first described by Viktor Trausk. (Eg. James Tilly Matthew’s Air Loom)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_%22Influencing_Machine%22_in_Schizophrenia

    Whether it is real or not, who can say? Could it be VALIS?

  5. Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    damn my experiments are starting to show
    dammit Jim just hang tight it’s like growing pains
    fight the freedom!
    fight the power!

    • Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 1:17 pm |

      i can see it now
      headlines
      “HUMANITARIANS AND MANNAR PEOPLE SHOWN TO BE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE OF ALL”
      and
      “RISE OF THE ZOMBIE TROLL VICTORIAN SECT”

    • Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 1:17 pm |

      i can see it now
      headlines
      “HUMANITARIANS AND MANNAR PEOPLE SHOWN TO BE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE OF ALL”
      and
      “RISE OF THE ZOMBIE TROLL VICTORIAN SECT”

  6. Simon Valentine | May 24, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    damn my experiments are starting to show
    dammit Jim just hang tight it’s like growing pains
    fight the freedom!
    fight the power!

  7. Liam_McGonagle | May 24, 2013 at 1:38 pm |

    Who does this jack*ss think is running the mindcontrol program? The people at 1-800-Dial-a-prayer? Of course it’s the police. Thanks for tipping them off, Einstein!

  8. The Well Dressed Man | May 24, 2013 at 2:49 pm |

    It’s funny because Sacramento.

  9. Madeline Cox | May 24, 2013 at 2:55 pm |

    Someone, get this man a big shot of thorazine stat! He’s batshit crazy lol!

  10. wootywoot | May 24, 2013 at 3:02 pm |

    VALIS. Read Philip K. Dick’s VALIS motherfuckers.

  11. BrianApocalypse | May 24, 2013 at 4:37 pm |

    The Frankenstein Komputer God controls!!

    The prophet Francis E.Dec tried to warn us!!!

    http://youtu.be/djZqBtQBr68

  12. DrDavidKelly | May 25, 2013 at 2:12 am |

    I met a guy on the street last month who started at me about the microchip in his neck. He then pulled out what appeared to be some kind of legal documents. They were very travelled and creased looking. He made little sense but it was obviously very concerning to him.

  13. Noah_Nine | May 28, 2013 at 1:38 am |

    hmmmm…. maybe he’s telling the truth…

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