Money-Shredding Alarm Clock

Monday’s just around the corner, and with it the godforsaken shriek of the alarm clock. Oh, but to have five minutes more sleep… Well, how much is it worth to you?

6 Comments on "Money-Shredding Alarm Clock"

  1. Ittabena | May 5, 2013 at 8:25 pm |

    Okay, that’s just weird. So many questions…

  2. BuzzCoastin | May 5, 2013 at 10:50 pm |

    very nicely sums up the experience of working for a living
    you’re shredding dollars every minute of your existence
    and the alarm clock as art
    is designed to wake people the F up

  3. The Well Dressed Man | May 6, 2013 at 3:56 am |

    Needs work. I have to set multiple, hidden alarms to outsmart my morning self. As demonstrated, this one just says “well, you lost the dollar, no reason not to go back to sleep now.”

  4. emperorreagan | May 6, 2013 at 10:12 am |

    It would be more satisfying if it used fire.

  5. But could you sleep through the sound of a shredding machine in action?

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