Mystery “Organism” Appears In Man’s Lawn Following Lightning Strike

alienmysterymeatIs this how the alien invasion begins? If you believe that the weather foreshadows far-reaching change, it may be time to worry, after a yet-unidentified object (or creature) fell from above, or emerged from below, on a reddit user’s property following a lightning strike. Via Who Forted?:

Did an alien creature just land on Earth? Did a bolt of electricity blast some poor squirrel inside out? Just what in god’s name is that thing?

Those are just a few of the questions asked after a streak of lightning struck a man’s front yard this weekend, blowing a hole in the ground and revealing a Lovecraftian monstrosity smoking in the dirt. Immediately, theories began to pour in from morbidly curious internet slueths, ranging from everything to a coagulated earthworm colony, to fulgarite, to a fried Koosh ball.

21 Comments on "Mystery “Organism” Appears In Man’s Lawn Following Lightning Strike"

  1. Liam_McGonagle | May 8, 2013 at 3:08 pm |

    Taco Bell has gone too far this time.

  2. Sky Vagina has spoken!

  3. Lavos? Is that you? 😉

  4. How cute, a baby Cthulhu.

  5. BuzzCoastin | May 8, 2013 at 7:32 pm |

    that’s definitely a week old Big Mac

    • 100PercentChanceOfAFauxPas | May 8, 2013 at 8:29 pm |

      No, no, no. It takes a big mac 10 thousand years to breakdown. The fries 15k years.

  6. Low-density inorganic material is my best guess. Used to do plasma research. Fabrics and the like we put in the box mostly came out rubbery and squishy, just like they say in the article. Plants and insects usually didn’t undergo such a dramatic change.

  7. anyone ever see Joe Dirt and his “meteorite”?

  8. its called a sea anemone….

  9. if it was found dead it’s more likely that it was struck…not beamed down from Jalglaxiar 47

  10. Kyle Johnson | May 14, 2013 at 2:55 pm |

    It’s a squished Hedgehog http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog

  11. http://www.amazon.com/SSG-BSN-Squishy-Ball-Pack/dp/B0039E3QRS Sorry guys, this was on reddit a month ago and turns out it is a squishy ball >.>

  12. It’s the funk.

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