Reports of a Vortex to Another Dimension Opening in UK

stargate761828rh9 (1)Totally unbelievable news of a vortex to another dimension opening in the UK from The Argus Newspaper, Brighton:

Council bosses have been left mystified after reports that a portal to another dimension has opened in a residential street in Brighton.

A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2.

They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.

The anonymous poster said: “I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.

“On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.

“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.

“Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.”

They followed this up with a report on Thursday, explaining: “The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road.

“I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall.

“I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I’m worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?”

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Incredibly The Argus concludes its report by noting that the local council do not intend to investigate this matter further.

Nick Margerrison

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  • Reasor

    “I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now
    emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be
    emerging from the wall.”

    Has Alan Moore been reached for comment yet?

  • BuzzCoastin

    I think the Bank of England has already done that
    how else can the £ have such a high relative value

    • kowalityjesus

      I estimate that its because it originally represented a pound of sterling silver, wheras the dollar represented about one 30th of an ounce of gold. Complete speculation.

      btw this story is hilarious

  • Anarchy Pony

    Has anyone called X-Com yet?

  • echar

    That picture is convincing.

    • ⚔Christophuh⚔

      is that a coral snake or a king snake?

      • echar

        Red meets black, you’re okay jack. Red meets yellow, you’re a dead fellow.

  • InfvoCuernos

    “At first I believed that it might be part of the Brighton Festival…”! I really need to check out that festival if portals and wormholes might be a part of that. Sounds like a good time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Gill/503139188 Daniel Gill

    but that’s a Stargate!

    • Reasor

      It’s a FARgate! It’s totally different!

  • http://www.facebook.com/punsii Hubert E Escarpeta

    if this is true every news media and their momma would be there———why isn’t this the case?

  • http://www.facebook.com/turia.madi Turia Madi
    • http://www.facebook.com/peter.m.appleby Peter Michael Appleby

      Is that Courtney Love! Ugh!

  • Opposite Day

    Pix or it Didn’t happen

    • echar

      Dude the snake coming out of the wall from the article. Check it out, there’s no room for doubt.

  • HCE

    This sort of thing is better left to the Onion.

    • The Well Dressed Man

      Yet another attempt by the evil council to portray the Onion as some kind of fringe crackpot site. You can’t fool us! We need to unite in defense of what may be the last objective news source!

      • Anarchy Pony

        You compared the onion to “legit” news sources lately? The line between reality and satire is getting mighty thin.

  • Greenleaf Stickybud

    Someone ate some damn good acid…

  • Harry

    That picture is from Stargate!
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    Flat Stomach Exercises

  • ankykele

    Try checking out MANTIS INTELLIGENCE!!! They have an incredible amount of information that pertains to almost every subject. Recently they released one of the only open source no-fly list that I’ve been able to find. They also have an initiate call National Security State that provides information on all the DHS liaison sites.

  • ankykele

    Try checking out MANTIS INTELLIGENCE!!! They have an incredible amount of information that pertains to almost every subject. Recently they released one of the only open source no-fly list that I’ve been able to find. They also have an initiate call National Security State that provides information on all the DHS liaison sites.

  • https://www.facebook.com/cuthbert.bodkins Threedinium
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