Russia Warns Obama: Global War Over “Bee Apocalypse” Coming Soon

From the ‘don’t believe everything you read on the internet dept,’ Eutimes: warning of impending bee apocalypse? :

The shocking minutes relating to President Putin’s meeting this past week with US Secretary of State John Kerry reveal the Russian leaders “extreme outrage” over the Obama regimes continued protection of global seed and plant bio-genetic giants Syngenta and Monsanto in the face of a growing “bee apocalypse” that the Kremlin warns “will most certainly” lead to world war.

According to these minutes, released in the Kremlin today by the Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment of the Russian Federation (MNRE), Putin was so incensed over the Obama regimes refusal to discuss this grave matter that he refused for three hours to even meet with Kerry, who had traveled to Moscow on a scheduled diplomatic mission, but then relented so as to not cause an even greater rift between these two nations.

At the center of this dispute between Russia and the US, this MNRE report says, is the “undisputed evidence” that a class of neuro-active insecticides chemically related to nicotine, known as neonicotinoids, are destroying our planets bee population, and which if left unchecked could destroy our world’s ability to grow enough food to feed its population.

James Curcio

I was raped by a family of polar bears as a child and now have a deep seated terror of peanut butter. Psychological transference is weird. Author, artist, freak.

15 Comments on "Russia Warns Obama: Global War Over “Bee Apocalypse” Coming Soon"

  1. Chaos_Dynamics | May 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm |

    A “No Blade of Grass” scenario.

  2. rowanduffy | May 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm |

    I wish you’d stop linking to fascist news sites.

  3. mymydorothy | May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm |

    Is there a source where we can read the actual minutes? people are saying this isn’t true and made-up.

    • mannyfurious | May 29, 2013 at 5:46 pm |

      Read the introductory paragraph….

      • mymydorothy | May 29, 2013 at 6:39 pm |

        I saw that, but I’ve searched high and low and can not find Vladimer Putin’s minutes. If you happen to find them can you please post the link to his minutes for us all on here, thanks?

        • mannyfurious | May 29, 2013 at 10:24 pm |

          The first paragraph is basically saying it’s not a real story….

          • mymydorothy | May 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm |

            I feel like a fool now. Thanks for pointing this out. I got all excited about this and now, only to find it’s fake!

            But the Bee deaths are real and our whole food population will be affected if we don’t stop its culprits. And EU did just ban 3 known pesticides produced by Monsanto and Syngenta that may be related to bee death.

  4. Couldn’t verify this. The people who published this can expect this to be called out as bullshit unless they provide us with a way to verify this from government sources, All I could find was Kerry talking about non-bee subjects.

    While the usual rule is to distrust government-provided info, the article discusses alleged government actions.

    Who knows anything about the EU Times around here?

  5. Jason M Hopper | May 29, 2013 at 8:14 pm |

    btw the eutimes is being blocked on my internet provider Suddenlink! I used to find a web based proxy to get around it. Couldn’t even go to the homepage! This is clearly deliberate!

  6. BuzzCoastin | May 29, 2013 at 8:51 pm |

    I doubt war will be fought over bees
    it will be fought over potable water
    a resource that is being used more rapidly & depleted more rapidly than oil
    (it also has a higher value than oil)

    the plight of bees is inexorably linked to the plight of humans
    this will become abundantly clear sometime within the next 50 years
    probably right after the bees vanish

  7. InfvoCuernos | May 29, 2013 at 11:01 pm |

    How awesome would that be(e) if the russian army painted their helmets black and yellow striped and glued bee antenna on them?

  8. Mike Smith | May 30, 2013 at 6:02 am |

    It is bogus and should be removed from DisInfo

  9. kowalityjesus | May 30, 2013 at 8:10 am |

    I remember back several years ago when everyone thought radio towers and wi-fi were causing colony collapse disorder. Thank goodness we were wrong.

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