Occult Feminism and the Suppression of the Female Orgasm

echobackidea1(small)You know how I know that being gay isn’t a choice? Because it’s a choice I’ve wanted to make for years…and I can’t. No seriously, you think I like dating women? Good lord, we might as well be from different planets (someone should write a book about that). You see, I wish I was gay, but I can’t make that “choice” because I’m hopelessly addicted to pussy. That’s not going to change anytime soon, which gives me a lot of empathy for gay people. Gay people have an inborn desire to fit into society and as such, are compelled to label themselves as heterosexual, but just like me, they can’t make this “choice”. They’re biologically hardwired differently. See, I want to be gay and I can’t, and they want to be straight and they can’t. Makes perfect sense.

What doesn’t make sense is why we even have to have stupid conversations about sexuality like this, and let me be the first to point out that we wouldn’t if not for the deranged efforts of crazy religious people. Utterly nonsensical spiritual beliefs are largely responsible for all manners of sexual repression and the numbers don’t even really add up when you get right down to it. I don’t remember Jesus saying anything about sexual morality in the Bible. Other obscure prophets sure, but not Jesus. So how did we get to the point where our spiritual “leaders’” primary mission in life is to repress us through our genitals? What the fuck is going on here? Why on earth do we listen to these people?

Here’s the thing, you can see he potentially good intentions of a lot of our preposterous beliefs about fucking. I have some incredibly wealthy psycho-evangelical relatives on my wife’s side. Before I knew them, I didn’t honestly believe that there were young people near major urban centers who waited until marriage to get laid. My wife even told me she had nutty relatives like this, but I had to see it first hand to believe it. Wow. Good looking young kids who still save themselves for their wedding night because of their desperately out of touch church. Unreal, but as mentioned, you can see the primitivism inherent in their beliefs. Not long ago, people only lived to be like 35 and access to birth control wasn’t readily available, so this sort of thing made sense. You didn’t want kids having sex before they were in stable relationships, because then they’d accidentally have kids who’d get neglected. Thinking like this isn’t all bad intentions, it’s just logic caught in another century, and let’s face it, today the good intentions behind it are almost invisible. These people are also anti-abortion. Their spiritual message is clear: more people by any means necessary. How you could look around at the problems facing the world today and actually think, “you know, there’s just not enough people” is beyond mindblowing, but that’s what these people think. They think overpopulation should be even worse and they spend their time and resources making sure it gets demonstrably so. What this has to do with Jesus I haven’t a clue.

And that’d be the thing. Last year it came to my attention that you can be a successful Republican politician and still openly espouse the notion that sex is solely for procreation and not pleasure. These totally batshit ideas still persist in this day and age. It’s how they justify their hatred towards gay people. You see, gay sex isn’t going to produce kids, so it’s wrong, but there’s another enormous wrench anyone can easily throw in the is argument i.e. why exactly do women have clits? What’s the point to a female orgasm if sex is only for procreation? Why did God make women capable of climaxing if that was the case as it’s completely unnecessary in regards to impregnation? I didn’t even realize until like a week ago that the Catholic church was openly against masturbation, then I stumbled upon these numbers while reading an article about a pro female masturbation app in development:


You see why I wish I was gay? Our patriarchal/misogynist culture has driven women completely insane sexually, so yeah, relying on them for a decent sex life is so very much fun as a guy. Here’s the thing, and it’s a thing I never see anyone mention anywhere. Your average dude wants to have at least one orgasm a day. That’s the way most guys are. It’s a fundamental aspect of our psychology that’s never discussed. They should maybe hand out pamphlets explaining this to young women in school so they’re not entirely confused by their partners at all times. You know why your husband was seemingly getting irritated that you decided to stay up extra late watching that show and despite the fact that he could barely keep his eyes open stayed up even later than you? It’s because he was waiting for you to go to bed so he could jerk it. You know how you went out to that great movie, had that amazing romantic meal, then went home and went to sleep because you were tired and your husband was mysteriously pissed at you the next day? That’s why. He didn’t give a fuck about the movie or the conversation, he was just doing those things to get his fix and you didn’t give it to him. Sort of like how your dog would get pissed at you if you forgot to feed him his dinner. This stuff is not complicated at all.

I feel really bad for heterosexual women. All you really want is a man to cuddle with and share your deepest thoughts and feelings and what you get is a sex crazed simpleton. It’s not our fault, that’s the way “God” made us. We’re constantly being pumped full of testosterone biologically. Getting mad at a dude for watching porn is like getting mad at a woman for having her period. On our end, all we want is a gratifying sex life and what we get is women who don’t even masturbate. Do you know how insane that comes across to us? Totally nuts. Nearly all men whack off daily and according to that graph we have that in common with what, 4% of women? Dating men would be oh so much simpler. I could have sex 4 times a day and foreplay would be video games. I have no idea where that graph’s numbers came from, but I don’t at all doubt their overall accuracy. Here’s why, I’ve only dated one woman who masturbated on even a weekly basis in my entire life. Here’s where it gets even weirder, I’ve never dated a women who’s comfortable masturbating in front of me…period. I’ve also never dated a woman who’s comfortable stroking her own clit during intercourse. I’m not saying I’ve never had sexual encounters where women do these things, but it’s only because I’ve essentially begged them to do so. Exactly none of them were very comfortable with it. Should be noted that I’ve never fucked a religious person, but this is what our uber repressive patriarchal society often does to women’s heads whether they subscribe to these beliefs or not.

I’m here to tell you it’s a trap girls. Just because your bodies aren’t biologically demanding sex like ours are, you should intellectually be able to understand the supreme importance to your mental health. Sort of like how men should maybe be able to understand how compulsively repressing our feelings is a terrible idea. Delving into sex magick has made me directly confront how crazily uptight we all are sexually. Hell, the fact that I’m sexually uptight is why I never bothered delving into sex magick in the first place. I’d been reading about it for years, but a spirit had to show up in my room one day and hypnotically compel me into giving it a try because I found the concept rather creepy, and yet, why is that exactly? It’s a fairly simple premise: your ability to dream and process psychic phenomenon is directly tied to your sexuality and you can strengthen this ability through inner focus during heightened sexual states. Pretty simple hypothesis and yet one that’s never been tested scientifically I might point out (friend me on Facebook to see how strangely coherent this stuff can get).

If you’ll recall, the first piece I wrote about Occult Feminism involved the idea that women have greater psi abilities than men. Of course, this isn’t a concept that ever would have occurred to me consciously, but was communicated to me through various visionary states…repeatedly. Again, it makes sense. Women can only be seen as inferior and treated as such in a culture based around materialism. In this context, men are typically stronger and can subjugate women with brute physical strength, which is sort of what we’ve seen throughout history. But what if women tend to be better at the more important and higher art of advanced mysticism? Men would certainly be more reluctant to dominate women, and more inclined to honor them for fear of an unshakable karmic curse. Our culture might start to resemble a telepathic insectile hive mind where women are the dominant sex.

Now of course, to harness these abilities women would first have to tap into the hyper potency of their sacred sexuality, and in doing so elevate themselves beyond the tribal apes who seek to oppress them. You’re never going to get there while you’re relying on men for gratification ladies. Christ, you can have multiple orgasms which should inherently give you a leg up on most men in these kind of pursuits. Get out there and get your witch on.

I see a lot of “women can be just as good as men” shit coming from the prototypical feminist camps, and I barely ever seen anyone stating the obvious i.e. heterosexual men still pretty much run our society. Heterosexual men are in fact actually run by their penises. Heterosexual women are in control of our penises, so you know, who’s really in charge? You’ll figure it out eventually ladies.

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Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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25 Comments on "Occult Feminism and the Suppression of the Female Orgasm"

  1. Love is a choice. And I choose love. If love weren’t a choice it wouldn’t be love. In fact, Love is Choice. Love is Freedom. Freedom means you have a choice. I am who I want to be. And I feel sorry for anyone who feels like they aren’t who they want to be. I am not my body and I am not my ego. To know Spiritual Reality is to know who you are. And you are who you want to be.
    Why do you assume all gays want to be straight? And do you really believe you want to be gay? You are embracing what you don’t have. And if you knew who you were you would know you already possess the All. For he who has little much more will be given. And who has nothing, the little he has will be taken away. What the hell does that mean? When you have made the 2 into 1 and the above like the below, and the inside like the outside, and the outside like the inside, then you will enter the Kingdom.
    What the hell, its yer experiences. What do I know? and you?

  2. Craig Macdonald | Jun 13, 2013 at 4:22 pm |

    Aww man, I was buying it until you pulled out the psychic card (pun intended).

  3. Eric_D_Read | Jun 13, 2013 at 4:56 pm |

    I don’t know what women you’re talking about dude, because this doesn’t sound like any women I’ve ever known.
    And as for using sexuality to control men? Most of them have figured that out before they’re out of HS.
    Also, women tend to under report their sexual activity in surveys; so I’d bet the majority of women rub one out far more often than they’re willing to admit.

  4. The Well Dressed Man | Jun 13, 2013 at 6:49 pm |

    By your infographic, Thad, I’ve slept with the ~100 women who get themselves off at least once per day, out of, say, ~2,000 demographically accessible, suitable partners I’ve crossed paths with. I must be doing something right!

    I agree something is amiss though, and most girls aren’t getting off enough. Biologically, the female body is so much more orgasmically capable. Male function declines rapidly with age, and, in the short term, use. Approaching 40, I have to really limit the wanking to ensure there’s enough action left for when it counts. I’ve read that one solo orgasm every 7-10 days optimizes testosterone production. Even when in a relationship, I feel better holding back and focusing on my partner’s O most of the time.

  5. > I feel really bad for heterosexual women. All you really want is a
    man to cuddle with and share your deepest thoughts and feelings and what
    you get is a sex crazed simpleton. It’s not our fault, that’s the way
    “God” made us.

    Debunking time! http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2011/07/05/Study-Men-want-cuddling-women-want-sex/UPI-78751309917564/

    Everything you know is wrong.

  6. Hocketeer | Jun 13, 2013 at 10:08 pm |

    It’s just really bad alchemy.

  7. What this has to do with Jesus I haven’t a clue.

    More children = more minds to indoctrinate

  8. Anarchy Pony | Jun 14, 2013 at 12:30 am |

    Women, how the fuck do they work?

  9. Zakaria Fatal | Jun 14, 2013 at 6:00 am |

    Well summed up.

  10. if you don’t remember jesus saying anything about sexuality, you weren’t paying attention
    he believed in the torah
    not one yot or one tittle

  11. Miranda_G | Jun 14, 2013 at 1:13 pm |

    I am a female and I love to fuck. Orgasms are great, and you have terrible luck with meeting sexually adventurous women. Tons of us are out there, and most women are likely to under report things like masturbation and how much porn they watch. Society expects us to be good little virgins, so some of us play up the prudish card.

  12. Ted Heistman | Jun 14, 2013 at 3:37 pm |

    Nice bush Nice bush

  13. I don’t think it’s society that makes women crazy. I think they’re just born that way.

    • charlotte | Jun 14, 2013 at 10:03 pm |

      Why do you assume that men are the standard for sanity? Can you back that up with statistics? Because I seem to recall that most psychopathic serial killers are men…but maybe I’m mistaken due to the crazy. O_o

  14. kowalityjesus | Jun 14, 2013 at 8:47 pm |

    I think this article overdramaticizes and unduly demonizes sexual repression in the Christian tradition. The church never said a man and wife couldn’t have fun in the bedroom. You pretend like Catholicism is responsible for monogamy and nuclear families. Even Plato in his Republic had to invent an elaborate scheme to satisfy both the ‘many partners’ impulse and the ‘stable family’ utility.

    This is yet to disregard the pretense that chastity does not bear its own fruit. I would sooner refine those institutions which have proven so indispensable than lambast them with iconoclastic sentiments. I am extremely thankful for the chastity and moral rockbed my mother has represented through my life, and wish sate myself that I might emulate her one day.

    An old lecher is a nuisance and a ridicule. I pray that I might avoid such a fate, and praise God for his guidance and his unfathomable understanding heretofore.

  15. Amacai Zerand | Jun 14, 2013 at 8:48 pm |

    So many things to say about this piece. I think you are basically correct Thad but it is a big world and that means about 15 million women masturbate daily, by your stats. I could be wrong here as I am a little foggy at the moment. 🙂

    I had a girlfriend who if she was not stimulating herself you could be sure she was either in court or having dinner at her mom’s. She drove with her hand on her clit. Granted she is not the norm and other than this she was batshit crazy.

    Choice? Dunno about that. As I’ve gotten older I tend to see sex as pleasure. As such it does not matter to me what sex my partner is. As long as they are attractive to me.

    Personally I think that women are the superior sex, as a manager in various jobs I much prefer females doing their jobs as males. Men are ruled by their egos and want to prove the size of their balls. Women just want to get along and go home at the end of the day. Maybe I’ve lived in an ideal world that many can’t see, but at the end of the day give me a woman to work with, not a man.

    I have more to say about this subject, particularly as it applies to dress codes and behavior in our society, but I have gone on to long her (sic) as it is.

    Keep it up Thad, you have a fan here.

    • geminihigh | Jun 15, 2013 at 12:00 am |

      I agree that women are the stronger of the two genders, and personally I have had better working relationships with women than straight men with a few notable exceptions, although I still prefer a non-obnoxious gay man over a woman as a co-worker, or even supervisor. Not all women just want to get along and go home at the end of the day. There are many ruthless, driven, cunning, egomaniacal women walking this Earth, and their ranks grow each day. They are not always easy to spot either. In fact, some of them maybe the women who appear like they don’t have an ego problem or don’t want to step on toes at work. Categorizing behavior as dominant vs. submissive and everything in between makes sense than saying “women are like this, men are like that.” generalizations come from fact, but there always exceptions to the “rules.” Cheers.

      • charlotte | Jun 16, 2013 at 3:18 pm |

        That’s why “kyriarchy” is such a great concept…it’s not male or female that’s the problem, it’s patterns of dominance, in themselves, particularly patterns of dominance overlaying an economic system which requires competition to even keep it afloat…

      • Unity 7777 | Nov 11, 2014 at 5:01 am |

        Women in the workplace are awful. Lazy and contentious and cruel and gossipy, don’t respect the job.

  16. Women’s sexual appetites tend to have peaks and valleys, pretty much in
    line with their hormones, which you should probably read more about…

    you’re at it, you should read about how the clitoris is actually 3-4
    inches long (the part you can see is only the “tip of the iceberg”) and
    forked on either side of the G-spot.

    You know what else is
    weird? The Bartholin’s glands. Once, one of mine got infected and I
    couldn’t orgasm without it swelling due to filling with fluid. I’m lucky
    it healed on it’s own, because the internet assured me that the
    procedure to drain it was nightmare-ish, to say the least.

    Or the teeth. Those are pretty weird, too.

  17. Unity 7777 | Nov 11, 2014 at 4:59 am |

    Being gay is part nature is part nurture. There is a great deal of choice in the matter.

    Liberalism has warped your mind.

    “I feel really bad for heterosexual women. All you really want is a man to cuddle with and share your deepest thoughts and feelings and what you get is a sex crazed simpleton.”

    You don’t understand woman. You pedestalize the pussy. Good luck with that, it ends poorly for most. You’ll learn, methinks.

    Our culture is misandric, not misogynistic. Heh.

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