‘The World of Pokemon is a World of the Demonic!’

via True Slant

I’ve become used to various religions bashing various games based on their inclusion of extremely brutal violence, or god forbid, even worse, sex, but this is a new one, even for me.

This video shows a TV pastor (anyone know his name) educating his flock on the demonic powers of Pokemon and the choking evil grip it has over our nation’s children. In one fell swoop he manages to express his complete lack of understanding over not only Pokemon, but also his own religion.

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  • Rhoid Rager

    Pokemon vely bad to shiiiiza, too! Puleez be vely caaafuru.

  • echar

    It seems to me that the religious rarely condone anything that competes with the attention of young minds.

    • $24170503

      Bingo !

  • BuzzCoastin

    that dude has one impressive dolap
    but he’s jealous of Jigglypuff
    whose dolap Pompadour is even more impressive

  • Noah_Nine

    this preacher is right and we are all doomed!

  • bobbiethejean

    HAMMER! I choose you! *toss*

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      It’s Super Effective!

  • Adamas Macalz

    so that’s what happened to me

  • Antediluviancurrent

    Goetia Pokemon would be a badass chaos magic system now that I think of it. Thanks pastor!

    • Adamas Macalz

      would paimon be mewtwo or dragonnite?

  • Anarchy Pony

    Really? I thought pokemon was just really adorable bloodsport…

  • Jonas Planck

    REVEREND OAK , are you the One who will become Chinpoko Master and defeat the Evil Power? Here is a Pokeball to get started! Use these in battle to capture the evil satanic spirits! REVEREND OAK, go forth and become the best Poke-Exorcist you can be! The Power of Christ is with you!!! (press select to use Power of Christ)

  • kcorb

    I’d swear that sounds like the same preacher in the intro track of PWEI – Cure For Sanity.