Whitest Kids U’Know: Ocean 2.0

It’s not an environmental disaster, it’s an opportunity! The sad thing about this is that it’s not too far from the bullshit that the oil companies put out after every catastrophe, even in the areas impacted by the disasters.

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  • BuzzCoastin

    at around 0:40 that oil pig mentions his amazement at the Earth’s resiliency
    which is like a rapist talking about the resilience of his victims
    the only diff being
    this rapist is a highly paid & respected member of his community

    • Rhoid Rager

      uhhhh, buzz… i think it’s satire… :S did you miss some sleep last night?

      • BuzzCoastin

        it’s too close to real to be satire
        but yeah, I just got up and having coffee
        you’re an hour ahead of me now

        • Rhoid Rager

          Had my coffee 30 minutes ago.

          The straight-faced scientist extolling the virtues of setting water on fire tipped me off.

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