Beware: The Pig Man!

pig-man-5076728Disinfonaut Lee Brickley wrote to tell us of paranormal porcine phenomena in his neck of the woods.

The Birmingham Mail:

The whistleblower, who has asked not to be found, said: “He told me when he was stationed on Cannock Chase, he and some others had been tasked with spreading rumours around the local area about a human/pig hybrid on the loose in the woods.

“He said this was a known military tactic for keeping civilians away from army occupied areas.”

Yet the pig-man is still being seen, with Lee receiving reports on a weekly basis, belying claims the army was simply telling porkies. If he’s not real, then there’s an extremely ugly individual out there.

‘Claire’ is the latest to encounter the half-man, half-ham creature.

In an email to the author she said: “Kneeling down in the dirt was what looked like a man, wearing trousers, a blazer, but no shirt. His face was totally deformed and I can almost certainly say he had a snout.”

Pray that this little piggy went to market, and click here to keep reading.

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2 Responses to Beware: The Pig Man!

  1. Mr Willow July 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG81Bvyzi6w

  2. Edgarallanpwnzu July 14, 2013 at 12:58 am #

    Pigman, baby! Pigman!

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