Oh, Hell No: Snake in Toilet Bites Man’s Penis

obj-01nMaybe I’ll take up the squatting method

Via Daily Mail:

Israeli man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

A man was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.

Cross your legs and keep reading.

  • Michael Gacillos O’Hair

    I wonder how he keeps the swelling down.

  • Anarchy Pony

    At least it wasn’t a basilisk.

  • InfvoCuernos

    I wonder if this was a clever ploy to get someone to suck the poison out-if so, I can tell him that was an extremely bad idea.

  • Frater Isla

    “Got to be a joke in there.. If only I could.. reformulate it..” -Space Ghost

  • echar

    That’s an awful place to house a snake.

  • Rhoid Rager

    Snake envy.

  • Mike Notlisted

    He was probably trying to fuck the snake and used the whole toilet story to cover his tracks.

  • Hadrian999

    in retaliation the IDF mounted several cross border raids into Gaza

    • James Chase

      Good for them! Any excuse is fine with me. The Pal’s need to driven off all of ancient Israel and the Temple should be restored. After which the world needs to ban Islam as a Satanic Murder Cult.

      • Hadrian999

        the internet never fails to amuse me