Vice’s NSA Spam Generator

Wishing the government would pay you some extra attention? Vice’s Motherboard has a handy device for generating tweets, messages, and status updates packed to the brim with NSA-alert-raising keywords, overwhelming surveillance with false positives. They’ve dubbed this terrorism spam generator Hello, NSA:

The government is listening to your internets. Generate a sentence with some of the keywords they’re looking for. Tweet or share and you could earn a new follower in Washington.

NSA spam generator

 

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  • DeepCough

    Sick of having Chinese pork for dinner. I’m ordering Subway. Should put a stop to my explosive diarrhea.”

    • Calypso_1

      You are obviously obstructing Justice.

      • DeepCough

        OBJECTION! The Justice system is not nearly as obstructed as my GI tract!

        • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

          explosive diarrhea and an obstructed GI tract? Isnt that the equation for spontaneous human combustion?

          • Calypso_1

            Depends if you are on O2.

          • DeepCough

            That would certainly make for one hell of
            a dirty bomb.

  • echar

    “They don’t bust balls in Juarez. They bust Mexicles.”

  • marvin nubwaxer

    the same weekend we saw the “Lone Ranger” bomb at the box office “Despicable Me 2″ was blowing up. animated nonsense plays well to muslim and chinese audiences, but they are also a blast for american kids.
    i’ll have to practice some more.

  • The Well Dressed Man

    A whole gang of us are going to the Anthrax show–Toxic Holocaust is opening. It’s going to be explosive.

  • Noah_Nine

    it’s like madlibs