Christian Children’s Entertainer Ronald William Brown Planned to Kidnap and Eat Children

Screen Shot 2013-08-06 at 1.24.50 PMNaturally, this real-life ogre (and his creepy puppet) frequently warned children against the danger of pornography in his Christian ministry videos.

There are no words.

Via New York Post:

Ronald William Brown, from Largo, Florida, was handed the sentence for possession of child pornography.

This was despite him regularly warning children about the sin of pornography on his long-running Christian Television Network show.

Brown, 58, also plotted online with Michael Arnett about targeting a specific child to kill and eat.

“I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” Brown is reported telling Arnett in their online chats.

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  • Liam_McGonagle

    I found the bizarre, disdainful smirk on the puppet’s face more disturbing when I played it with the sound off.

    If you can indulge, for a moment, the odd notion of lip reading a ventriloquist’s puppet, I think you’ll agree that something far more sinister was hidden in plain sight.

    • Matt Staggs

      I have a feeling that this may end up in one of @Buzz_Coastin’s video montages.

  • John Johnson

    Oh yeah this creepy.

  • Anarchy Pony

    All these “moral majority” anti-gay, anti-porn guys all give off the vibe that they doth protest too much.

    • Juan

      Exactly. They’ve got some crazy gay obsession. We’d all be better off if they just went ahead and fucked each other stupid like they are secretly longing to do.

  • Juan

    Damn, talk about creepy and disturbing . . .

  • Calypso_1

    “Joy Junction” & ‘man w/ hand up doll’ was an ill-fated juxtaposition at best.

  • BuzzCoastin

    which one is the dummy?

  • Diane Hayes

    I wanna see more of the guy with the wishy-washy machine. Frankly, all of them are sending up red flags.