Christian Children’s Entertainer Ronald William Brown Planned to Kidnap and Eat Children

Screen Shot 2013-08-06 at 1.24.50 PMNaturally, this real-life ogre (and his creepy puppet) frequently warned children against the danger of pornography in his Christian ministry videos.

There are no words.

Via New York Post:

Ronald William Brown, from Largo, Florida, was handed the sentence for possession of child pornography.

This was despite him regularly warning children about the sin of pornography on his long-running Christian Television Network show.

Brown, 58, also plotted online with Michael Arnett about targeting a specific child to kill and eat.

“I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” Brown is reported telling Arnett in their online chats.

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9 Comments on "Christian Children’s Entertainer Ronald William Brown Planned to Kidnap and Eat Children"

  1. Liam_McGonagle | Aug 6, 2013 at 5:08 pm |

    I found the bizarre, disdainful smirk on the puppet’s face more disturbing when I played it with the sound off.

    If you can indulge, for a moment, the odd notion of lip reading a ventriloquist’s puppet, I think you’ll agree that something far more sinister was hidden in plain sight.

    • Matt Staggs | Aug 6, 2013 at 8:35 pm |

      I have a feeling that this may end up in one of @Buzz_Coastin’s video montages.

  2. John Johnson | Aug 6, 2013 at 8:10 pm |

    Oh yeah this creepy.

  3. Anarchy Pony | Aug 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm |

    All these “moral majority” anti-gay, anti-porn guys all give off the vibe that they doth protest too much.

    • Exactly. They’ve got some crazy gay obsession. We’d all be better off if they just went ahead and fucked each other stupid like they are secretly longing to do.

  4. Damn, talk about creepy and disturbing . . .

  5. Calypso_1 | Aug 6, 2013 at 10:07 pm |

    “Joy Junction” & ‘man w/ hand up doll’ was an ill-fated juxtaposition at best.

  6. BuzzCoastin | Aug 7, 2013 at 12:39 am |

    which one is the dummy?

  7. I wanna see more of the guy with the wishy-washy machine. Frankly, all of them are sending up red flags.

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