Creepy Japanese Rubber Sex Doll Lips Sold to ‘Slim Face’

o-JAPANESE-LIPS-570Via Huffington Post comes news of a product that is in no way a kinky sex toy, so don’t even think about it that way.

From the website:

Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

 

17 Comments on "Creepy Japanese Rubber Sex Doll Lips Sold to ‘Slim Face’"

  1. Please tell me this is a gag product that went horribly wrong.

  2. Lola Dear | Sep 19, 2013 at 12:55 pm |

    this makes me feel like that she’d end up with more pronounced nasal labial folds and loose lips…hmm

  3. BuzzCoastin | Sep 19, 2013 at 2:15 pm |

    I think I see a use for this
    but it has nothing to do with vowel sounds
    or…
    maybe it does

  4. Hocketeer | Sep 19, 2013 at 2:16 pm |

    Mantra for your face
    あ-い-う-え-お★A-I-U-E-O

  5. Wow, this is creepy and hilarious at the same time.

  6. It’s like training wheels for giving blow jobs.

  7. Frater Isla | Sep 19, 2013 at 3:11 pm |

    That’s it. I’m done.

  8. DeepCough | Sep 19, 2013 at 4:23 pm |

    From the people who brought you the “Shake Weight.”

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/c/c2/Shake_Weight.gif

    • Dan Muench | Sep 19, 2013 at 7:07 pm |

      Was going to say, you could save time and use it at the same time as a shake weight….someone’s probably made that video already, though 😀

  9. Calypso_1 | Sep 19, 2013 at 7:35 pm |

    …and for your furry friend

  10. Bluebird_of_Fastidiousness | Sep 19, 2013 at 7:46 pm |

    She looks quite surprised.

  11. Is making the sound for /his/ pleasure?

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