Creepy Japanese Rubber Sex Doll Lips Sold to ‘Slim Face’

o-JAPANESE-LIPS-570Via Huffington Post comes news of a product that is in no way a kinky sex toy, so don’t even think about it that way.

From the website:

Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

 

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  • I_abide

    Please tell me this is a gag product that went horribly wrong.

    • Eztrenk

      This is Japan we’re talking about. So probably not a gag.

    • Matt Staggs

      Well, I think it is a gag… of sorts.

      • I_abide

        I realized how easy of a setup that was about ten seconds after I posted. But I stand by my poor choice of words.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Ba dum tish.

  • Lola Dear

    this makes me feel like that she’d end up with more pronounced nasal labial folds and loose lips…hmm

  • BuzzCoastin

    I think I see a use for this
    but it has nothing to do with vowel sounds
    or…
    maybe it does

  • Hocketeer

    Mantra for your face
    あ-い-う-え-お★A-I-U-E-O

  • Juan

    Wow, this is creepy and hilarious at the same time.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Seconded.

  • Juan

    It’s like training wheels for giving blow jobs.

  • Frater Isla

    That’s it. I’m done.

  • DeepCough

    From the people who brought you the “Shake Weight.”

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/c/c2/Shake_Weight.gif

    • Dan Muench

      Was going to say, you could save time and use it at the same time as a shake weight….someone’s probably made that video already, though :D

  • Calypso_1

    …and for your furry friend

  • Bluebird_of_Fastidiousness

    She looks quite surprised.

  • reilg

    Is making the sound for /his/ pleasure?

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