Police Bust “Drug Fueled Sex Party” At Michigan Masonic Temple

freemasonsWWMT in Southwestern Michigan has a strange story which seems to be beyond their abilities to report:

Battle Creek Police make a bust at the Masonic Temple, sources have described as a drug fueled sex party. Police sources describe the scene on Michigan Avenue out of control, and arrests were made.

It’s a secretive organization, sitting right next door to the Battle Creek Police and county courthouse. “Thank you for calling the beautiful Masonic Temple. For renting our facility, please call Charlie…” says the automated voice message, when you call the Masonic Lodge.

Sources told us the first officer to walk inside, was shocked to find a couple performing a lewd sex act, along with drugs, multiple nude women and men videotaping it all behind these closed doors.

We make a call to Charlie, and told him what police sources described. Charlie said Freemasons don’t go on camera, but told Newshchannel 3 they did not know about the multiple arrests.

14 Comments on "Police Bust “Drug Fueled Sex Party” At Michigan Masonic Temple"

  1. Ted Heistman | Sep 4, 2013 at 8:51 am |

    Might have been the “Jesters” http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=6485

  2. nogeeksadmin | Sep 4, 2013 at 9:01 am |

    The Masons have lost a bit of luster since the days of the Founding Fathers.

  3. DocPomus | Sep 4, 2013 at 9:11 am |

    What this article fails to mention is that the men who were arrested were renting out the masonic hall for a party. The men themselves were NOT Freemasons.

    • Matt Staggs | Sep 4, 2013 at 9:35 am |

      Came to say the same thing. My sister rented a very old Masonic lodge for her wedding. It doesn’t mean that the Masons were holding marriage rites.

  4. abooddeeb | Sep 4, 2013 at 9:44 am |

    i wish i was there : free our brothers and sisters

  5. Awesome 🙂 That my hometown in the news!!! Yup! The good old mason hall..just down from the cop shop. Beautiful building…now renting itself out to losers and d-bags to make ends meet during the end of empire years.

    Still…its better than the last time BC made international curio headlines…some dude was repeat-molesting sheep and finally got caught and arrested in flagrante derelicto. I’d rather this town be known for masonic hall sex romps than sheep-f*cking.

    • Jin The Ninja | Sep 5, 2013 at 1:26 pm |

      not very topical but i’ve always pined to buy and convert a masonic temple to a rather large apartment space.

  6. sonicbphuct | Sep 4, 2013 at 11:23 am |

    is it now illegal to have sex parties in private establishments? Why would the police even walk in? Is it normal to have the police walk into a private party (which for all intents and purposes is the same as a private home) in Battle Creek? Was there a noise complaint or something? I really can’t fathom what the police were doing showing up to a sex party, drugs or not.

  7. Anarchy Pony | Sep 4, 2013 at 11:33 am |

    I’ll just leave this right here…

  8. BuzzCoastin | Sep 4, 2013 at 11:46 am |

    that was either one hellava party
    or maybe being next door to a pig pen didn’t help

  9. mole_face | Sep 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm |

    Note to self – immediately apply for membership at the local masonic temple.

  10. Tchoutoye | Sep 4, 2013 at 4:53 pm |

    performing a lewd sex act…

    To paraphrase Woody Allen, if it was lewd it only means they were doing it right.

  11. The Well Dressed Man | Sep 5, 2013 at 12:40 am |

    Jacques Renault, thou art avenged

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