Police in Maldives Summon Expert to Examine Potentially Cursed Coconut

AO_Coconut2You put the lime in the coconut… or at least that’s what I’m guessing you do to rid it of black magic.

Via Unexplained Mysteries:

Police summoned a white magic practitioner to evaluate a young coconut believed to have been cursed by a black magic spell, after it was found near the Guraidhoo Island presidential election polling station in Kaafu Atoll.

Police told local media they took the coconut into their possession around 7:05am yesterday (September 3) after receiving a report that the suspicious ‘kihah’ (immature coconut) was located near the Guraidhoo Island School – the island’s polling station for the September 7 presidential election.

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2 Comments on "Police in Maldives Summon Expert to Examine Potentially Cursed Coconut"

  1. jasonpaulhayes | Sep 8, 2013 at 5:08 pm |

    I’m sure missionaries have already been dispatched to the area to put the fear of God into them and to handle this election business. Indigenous religions are under attack all over the world and this has all the signs of it, election time is always a good time to scare the natives back into the jungles. It’s just another reason I’m religiously intolerant… the intolerance within religion is its greatest qualifier so I just skip over all the superstition and call it like it is.

  2. BuzzCoastin | Sep 8, 2013 at 6:20 pm |

    put a crucifix in a jar of piss
    paint a picture of virgin mary in elephant shit
    deface an aMerkin flag
    and see what shit gets kicked up
    voodoo is in the eye of the believer

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