Scientist Attacked And Severely Injured By The Cloned Cow He Created

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They’re coming for us. Via Intellihub News:

54-year-old Professor Park Se-pill of Jeju National University in South Korea was seriously injured after being attacked by a cloned cow that he created in 2009. He has suffered a spinal injury and 5 broken ribs and will need 8 months of treatment before recovering.

The researchers took cells from the ear of a bull before it was butchered in 2008. They kept these cells in cold storage before using them to fertilize eggs which were implanted into a cow.

“Park was video-recording a black cow, which he cloned from species indigenous to Jeju four years ago, and all of a sudden, it charged and attacked him for 15 minutes,” a school official said. “The 800-kilogram black cow is very strong because its cell donor was the best available. Park could not escape easily because he wore a special suit and long boots.”

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  • Cortacespedes

    “We didn’t have the cow neutered because we have to check its virility. Hence, it often gets very restless,” Park said.

    He wasn’t attacked by a cow then, he was attacked by a bull.

    Yeah, bulls will do that to ya.

  • Matt Staggs

    E-I-E-I-NO.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Barbeque’s Revenge!

    • Reasor

      i Olé !

  • Fleendar the magnificent

    This is how mother nature say’s “STOP F-ING WITH ME!”

  • BuzzCoastin

    sounds like a lot of bull to me

  • Dave

    Oh well, if your dumb enough to crawl in with a bull, this will happen. And a story was written about a bull attack. Wonder how many of these happen daily throughout the world.

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