Dozens Of Workers Fall Unconscious During Exorcism At Pakistani Factory

signs-BEINA malicious psychic presence, mysterious gas leak, mass hysteria, or some combination thereof? The Express Tribune reports:

Nearly 25 female workers of a Landhi garments factory fell unconscious in the aftermath of an exorcism to get rid of ‘evil spirits’ in the workplace on Monday.

“The factory seemed to be overtaken by a genie or evil spirit,” claimed Farzana Naseem. “A spiritualist was called to this morning to get rid of the suspected ‘jinns’ but as soon as he began reciting different verses, the workers began falling unconscious while others ran out shouting and screaming for help.”

Rescue teams were called in to the factory, Casual Sports Wear. The rescue workers insisted, however, that there was a mysterious gas leak which caused the workers to faint.

“I do not believe the workers were possessed,” said Jinnah Postgraduate Medical Centre deputy executive director Dr Seemin Jamali. “But this hysteric influence might have played out as a ripple effect.”

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4 Responses to Dozens Of Workers Fall Unconscious During Exorcism At Pakistani Factory

  1. Rex Vestri October 31, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

    “The rescue workers insisted, however, that there was a mysterious gas leak which caused the workers to faint.”

    Being that it was in Pakistan, the demon prolly let a massive curry-garlic fart rip that knocked everyone to the ground.

  2. BuzzCoastin November 1, 2013 at 12:10 am #

    seems to me to be a completely natural reaction
    to working 12 hours a day at a “garments factory”
    trust me on this
    if I was in the same circumstances
    (gwad awful day job frickin thing mindless grunt work)
    I’d not only faint
    I’d shit myself too
    exorcism or not

    • Monkey See Monkey Do November 1, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

      Yet seeing it from afar provokes a reaction in me I still cant live with. Unless I find something meaningful to do about it.

      • BuzzCoastin November 1, 2013 at 4:43 pm #

        the gap between here & there looks far
        it’s not
        jump

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