Jesus And Mary Allegedly Spotted On Google Earth

jesus_maryCloudsurfing conditions are fantastic in Switzerland at this time of year. Via Bubblews:

An amazing image, which looks like a shrouded Jesus Christ shadowed by a prayerful Mother Mary, has been found on Google Earth.The startling image was snapped by Google as its imaging vehicle drove along the A5 highway near Walensee, Switzerland.

The dramatic, mountainous landscape is enhanced by a steel-grey, storm cloud laden sky. Looming from the cloudscape appear two images, one black, the other a mix of white and pink, which bear an uncanny similarity to figures depicted in religious paintings for centuries.

Either way, it’s one of the spookiest, or most awe-inspiring results ever found on Google Earth. Here are the coordinates: www.goo.gl/maps/WRNx4

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23 Responses to Jesus And Mary Allegedly Spotted On Google Earth

  1. Ed Cichon October 28, 2013 at 1:04 pm #

    To me, it looks more like a zombie covered in a bloody bed sheet followed by Slender Man. Which…. I guess is the same thing as Jesus and Mary, really.

  2. Nikolai Kleppe October 28, 2013 at 1:05 pm #

    No! That’s Hagrid and Gandalf the White.

  3. Meecheroo October 28, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

    eh…

  4. echar October 28, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    Looks like a dildo and a buttplug to me.

    • Rhoid Rager October 28, 2013 at 5:03 pm #

      The skygina is getting all randy again.

    • lifobryan October 28, 2013 at 6:05 pm #

      Agreed. We all see what we want to see in the clouds ….

    • Rex Vestri October 28, 2013 at 6:38 pm #

      It is a dildo and buttplug…
      A Jesus dildo, and a baby Jesus buttplug!

      • lifobryan October 28, 2013 at 6:44 pm #

        O Cum All Ye Faithful

  5. Anarchy Pony October 28, 2013 at 1:48 pm #

    Nothing says all powerful lord of creation like showing up blurry in photographs and on toast.

    • lifobryan October 28, 2013 at 3:28 pm #

      The Divine Report Card
      - Appearing on tacos & clouds, helping with touchdowns: (A+)
      - War, disease, poverty & suffering: (Needs Improvement)

  6. Patrick Bradley October 28, 2013 at 1:58 pm #

    If you go down to the lower road and turn around, you see the same images in the sky facing the opposite direction.

  7. Lee Swain October 28, 2013 at 2:06 pm #

    Some people are so stupid.

  8. Lee Swain October 28, 2013 at 2:12 pm #

    And in case anyone here is dumb enough to believe this is not just a smudge on the camera lens or something equally dumb, it also appears on the roof of the tunnel once the camera reaches it. – http://goo.gl/maps/m6nbQ

    • InfvoCuernos October 28, 2013 at 11:19 pm #

      Next you’ll be telling us Orbs are actually just dust motes. (<==Sarcasm).

  9. Joe Nolan October 28, 2013 at 2:13 pm #

    Brush up on your Blue Beam http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Beam

    • Anarchy Pony October 28, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

      Epic lolz.

  10. Lee Swain October 28, 2013 at 2:20 pm #

    Drove the Google car a mile or so away and under another bridge, same smear is now a black smudge on tunnel roof. – http://goo.gl/maps/g4Exm

  11. Zach Asien October 28, 2013 at 4:09 pm #

    A couple km down the road we see them hovering in front of power lines…. while simultaneously not moving at all.

  12. DeepCough October 28, 2013 at 6:57 pm #

    I’m not saying it’s aliens……

    • Bobby the Brain November 6, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

      If you really zoom in on the blurry blob, it actually kind of looks like there’s an alien standing between “Mary” and “Jesus”.

  13. Sean October 30, 2013 at 2:12 pm #

    I love how the moment a blurry vertical…anything…shows up…anywhere, it’s immediately labeled “Jesus!”
    I mean…there’s a blob…a literal BLOB on a window of some church. It’s merely a water stain from the sprinkler system. But, because the BLOB is…VERTICAL…it’s Mother Mary…of course. :P
    Yet more proof that religion makes people very VERY credulous.

  14. Kirsty October 31, 2013 at 6:41 am #

    There must be something on the lens as it stays in the exact same position when you move around. if it were supernatural, it wouldn’t appear consistently. Don’t be so gullible.

  15. alfy November 12, 2013 at 1:21 pm #

    awesome, i believe and look forward to his second coming.amen.

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