Is Halloween not Christian enough for you? Considering it is a shortened version of All Hallows’ eve (All Saints Day). Halloween is so 1745. Get with the times and celebrate Jesus Ween. Stock up on Bibles, because that is what all the kids want. Even if it’s not what they want, it’s what they need.
Our mission is to ensure that Jesus Ween becomes a global phenomenon. We have and will continue to share the word of God in love and by doing that, we seek to encourage a culture whereby Christians, regardless of their denomination, reach out to the world around them with the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ.
The Bible references on which our mission is based are as follows:
Habakkuk 2:14 – “For the earth shall be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea”
Romans 12:2 – “and be not conformed to this world but be ye transformed by the renewing of your minds”
Mark 16:15 – “Go into the entire world and preach the good news to all creation”
via Jesus Ween
Festival of Samhain, Feast of Pomona, Parentalia. What that’s about?
2 Chronicles 15:12-13 –They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Leviticus 24:16 – Anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him.
Deuteronomy 13:7-12 – If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods …do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him.
No idea, but if handing out Bibles, being all righteously perfect, and culturally oblivious isn’t enough. We also offer party tricks.
I’ll see you at the shindig, don’t forget your crosses.
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