The Next Burgeoning Literary Trend: Dinosaur Erotica

dinosaur eroticaYes, this is real and apparently quite popular. A sub-genre of the fast-growing “monster erotica” book realm, softcore dinosaur porn is epitomized by authors Alara Branwen and Christie Sims, who claim to earn six figures churning out e-books for their obsessed fans. Jezebel offers a taste:

Azog stood, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast’s flesh against her own.

31 Comments on "The Next Burgeoning Literary Trend: Dinosaur Erotica"

  1. Ted Heistman | Oct 9, 2013 at 8:05 am |

    whoa! I should write this shit! I need cash!

  2. Cortacespedes | Oct 9, 2013 at 9:28 am |

    Am I wrong in assuming that these new-genre “bodice rippers” will be found in the “Christian section” of your local book store?

    • emperorreagan | Oct 9, 2013 at 9:47 am |

      Dinosaurs were clearly the Nephilim. It’s a historical fact that I found in the Bible.

  3. Rex Vestri | Oct 9, 2013 at 10:01 am |

    I call dibs on the following titles:

    “Liquor In Front, Raptor In The Rear”
    “Back-Door Brontosaurus Babes”
    “Hot For Helioceratops”
    “Dino Deliveries In The Rear”
    “Jainosaurus Jail Bait”
    And the best one….”Fifty Shades Of Gravisaurus”

  4. Liam_McGonagle | Oct 9, 2013 at 10:22 am |

    Nice cover art.

    I often wonder about how surprised models might be when they see their photoshoots altered in some outrageous way. You know, like the way they airbrush dongs on those women in ads for transsexual phone sex.

  5. doodahman | Oct 9, 2013 at 1:47 pm |


  6. Anarchy Pony | Oct 9, 2013 at 2:39 pm |

    Someone’s been to Cracked in the past couple days.

  7. atlanticus | Oct 9, 2013 at 7:55 pm |

    Fascinating. How do they explain away the cloaca issue?

  8. This is old news. Where do you think the term Lounge Lizard came from?

  9. that triceratops has got the horn.

  10. “Jurassic Pork”
    “The Slammed Before Time”
    “Dogging with Dino’s”
    “Prehistoric Pump”
    “Night at the Museum”
    “The FlintBones”
    “Velos, He Raped Her” (sorry)
    “Doyouthinkshe’s Sore Arse?”

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