Alligator Found Under Escalator at O’Hare International Airport

false flagigatorTSA must stand for “Tourist-Snatching Alligators” now. OMG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FALSE-FLAGIGATOR! (WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!!ONE!!!! SEE THE PATTERN?!!)

Via Chicago Tribune:

Authorities at O’Hare International Airport trapped a foot-long alligator that was discovered alive under an escalator at the airport Friday morning, police said.

A maintenance worker made the bizarre discovery in the lowel level of Terminal 3, Chicago Police Department News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro said.

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  • echar

    I hate when false-flagigators happen. It’ll ruin your day with a quickness.

    • Matt Staggs

      Those and the MKULTRADILES.

  • Rex Vestri

    Interior crocodile escalator alligator.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

  • InfvoCuernos

    Would have expected this to be at the Denver Airport.

    • echar

      No one expects the false-flagigator.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Flagigator isn’t one of my favorite Pokemon.