Alligator Found Under Escalator at O’Hare International Airport

false flagigatorTSA must stand for “Tourist-Snatching Alligators” now. OMG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FALSE-FLAGIGATOR! (WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!!ONE!!!! SEE THE PATTERN?!!)

Via Chicago Tribune:

Authorities at O’Hare International Airport trapped a foot-long alligator that was discovered alive under an escalator at the airport Friday morning, police said.

A maintenance worker made the bizarre discovery in the lowel level of Terminal 3, Chicago Police Department News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro said.

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6 Comments on "Alligator Found Under Escalator at O’Hare International Airport"

  1. I hate when false-flagigators happen. It’ll ruin your day with a quickness.

  2. Rex Vestri | Nov 3, 2013 at 3:28 pm |

    Interior crocodile escalator alligator.

  3. InfvoCuernos | Nov 3, 2013 at 3:45 pm |

    Would have expected this to be at the Denver Airport.

  4. Anarchy Pony | Nov 3, 2013 at 4:30 pm |

    Flagigator isn’t one of my favorite Pokemon.

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