TSA must stand for “Tourist-Snatching Alligators” now. OMG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FALSE-FLAGIGATOR! (WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!!ONE!!!! SEE THE PATTERN?!!)
Authorities at O’Hare International Airport trapped a foot-long alligator that was discovered alive under an escalator at the airport Friday morning, police said.
A maintenance worker made the bizarre discovery in the lowel level of Terminal 3, Chicago Police Department News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro said.
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