Black Friday Stun Gun Fight At Mall

More footage from The Purge Black Friday. I can’t vouch for the accuracy of this video – that it is what it says it is – but I can’t vouch for much of anything online these days…

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  • Sharksandwich

    I’m shocked.

  • echar

    I am trying to come up with a scenario that justifies this behavior, and I am at a loss.

    • InfvoCuernos

      I think they should opt for a series. Like bumfights, but with random people at malls. Two people handed stun guns and they go at it until someone is unconscious or taps out. Final rounds include pepper spray in a cagematch.

      • echar

        Oh shit! Like Running Man, dude. The winner gets a shopping spree. Call up Ryan Seacrest. This idea is golden.

        • InfvoCuernos

          “Shocking Spree!” I think we have our next hit gentlemen.

        • Cortacespedes

          Oh man, with a show like that on, I might go back to watching television.

          Just imagine how exciting the “lightning round” could be.

          And to think, it might even prove to be slightly therapeutic to the “actors” involved.

          • echar

            Lightning round involves cattle prods.

          • Cortacespedes

            AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

  • Anarchy Pony

    God Bless ‘Merica!

    • echar

      God is too general, it needs to be your specific brand of God.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Fried dough, red white and blue, NASCAR, NRA, Fuck the environment, homo hating, Big ol’ ford with a lift kit, dirt bike, Eagle God!

        • echar

          The Joneses God is bigger and better. Keep up!

          • Anarchy Pony

            Cthulu.

          • echar

            Nyarlathotep.

            pewpewpew

          • Anarchy Pony

            Glog Ak Toc Phaa.

          • echar

            Ia sakkath. Iak sakkakh. Ia sha xul.

          • echar

            Also, what’s wrong with fried dough?

          • Anarchy Pony

            In general? Nothing. It’s just indicative of a subculture that is far to willing to fry things.

          • Jin The Ninja

            trans fats & heart disease.

        • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

          The God of our fathers

  • VaudeVillain

    Have we already discounted the possibility that this was just a staunch libertarian protecting themselves from a common criminal without leani9ng on the crutch of government thugs?

    • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

      Cuz all whites is libertarians and all libertarians is whitez!

      • VaudeVillain

        Why are you bringing race into this?

    • Reasor

      No, nobody’s using a firearm with a high capacity magazine.

  • Rhoid Rager

    This is what would happen if you gave a pack of baboons a couple of stun guns.

    • Juan

      Now there’s an idea worth putting into action and filming.

      • Jin The Ninja

        yes, we could revive the career of ruggero deodato. it would most likely be a huge hit.

      • InfvoCuernos

        I’d watch just about anything involving baboons. Those bastards are nightmare-scary.

  • TennesseeCyberian

    Says the redhead: “THAT’S what happens when you bring a shopping bag to a taser fight!”

    • Kudzu_Bob

      Always run from a knife and charge a taser.

  • Andrew

    Guerilla psyop as repetition compulsion.

  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire
  • Eric_D_Read

    I blame The Patriarchy.

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