David Icke’s Secrets: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government

ReptilianFor all you conspiracy skeptics who wondered just how David Icke knows that reptilian overlords are governing our lives, the Atlantic Wire reveals his secrets, explaining that although “Icke doesn’t describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have”:

As 12 million Americans “know,” the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians. So we’re here to help.

Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we’ve been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines. As “ufochick”writes at DavidIcke.com (Icke is a prominent reptile theorist, as evidenced by his book at right), even if a person has compatible bloodlines, “they will not become a reptilian unless a reptilian entity inhabits their physical body.”

Or maybe it isn’t important. UnderstandingEvil.com describes how to tell if you’re “under assault” by reptilians; “Protector of Mankind” writes at Alien-UFOs.com that you can be a “reptilian/human hybrid.” It sort of varies. But according to Icke, this is how it works.

icke bookThousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, however, but rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or DNA. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans have fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.Whatever. The point being that it is easy to tell when you have or someone you know has been possessed by a reptile from outer space. While Icke doesn’t describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have. The common signs (according to one source)…

[continues at the Atlantic Wire]


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8 Comments on "David Icke’s Secrets: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government"

  1. Yea, reptilians! I love me some weird shit, and this shit is totally weird.
    It’s funny the list they gave for people who might be reptilians is pretty much the same one I saw somewhere else for people with O-neg blood type. I am O-neg! Look out, bitches, ima get all reptilian on yo asses.
    I should also mention that I find Icke quite likeable. I think he’s nuts (or perhaps crazy like a fox), prolly nuts though.

  2. Earthstar | Nov 1, 2013 at 12:58 pm |

    Seeing truth can make a person crazy. Tho I worry how much truth there may be to what he says. Icke didn’t make this stuff up. He’s just the loudest voice proclaiming what has been said for a very long time.

  3. DeepCough | Nov 1, 2013 at 1:17 pm |

    I have a better idea.

    Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.

    • “Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
      With the glass so dark they won’t even know your name
      And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
      Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
      Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah”
      -ZZ Top.

  4. InfvoCuernos | Nov 1, 2013 at 9:57 pm |

    Uh, I’m a little surprised that 12 million Americans know half the people on that list.

  5. concerned | Oct 18, 2014 at 3:13 pm |

    Hey Juan, in order to understand David Ike you need to learn some of the past to understand the future, if you look at the clips of Ike in England how they have statues all around England of reptilian statues you need to ask yourself why all reptilian statues, symbols of reptiles, and other continents as well, these things suck blood and eat flesh—how in Chile Mufon Investigators got mainly the children to draw what each seen and all were siimilar pictures of reptiles humanoid reptiles seen, how is it three bicyclist in Arizona saw a human reptile while taking a break from riding, how in the news in miami fla in homestead a farm owner came out to see all his animals dead with blood sucked from each animal –we are not the only ones here on earth—

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