David Icke’s Secrets: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government

ReptilianFor all you conspiracy skeptics who wondered just how David Icke knows that reptilian overlords are governing our lives, the Atlantic Wire reveals his secrets, explaining that although “Icke doesn’t describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have”:

As 12 million Americans “know,” the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians. So we’re here to help.

Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we’ve been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines. As “ufochick”writes at DavidIcke.com (Icke is a prominent reptile theorist, as evidenced by his book at right), even if a person has compatible bloodlines, “they will not become a reptilian unless a reptilian entity inhabits their physical body.”

Or maybe it isn’t important. UnderstandingEvil.com describes how to tell if you’re “under assault” by reptilians; “Protector of Mankind” writes at Alien-UFOs.com that you can be a “reptilian/human hybrid.” It sort of varies. But according to Icke, this is how it works.

icke bookThousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, however, but rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or DNA. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans have fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.Whatever. The point being that it is easy to tell when you have or someone you know has been possessed by a reptile from outer space. While Icke doesn’t describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have. The common signs (according to one source)…

[continues at the Atlantic Wire]

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  • Juan

    Yea, reptilians! I love me some weird shit, and this shit is totally weird.
    It’s funny the list they gave for people who might be reptilians is pretty much the same one I saw somewhere else for people with O-neg blood type. I am O-neg! Look out, bitches, ima get all reptilian on yo asses.
    I should also mention that I find Icke quite likeable. I think he’s nuts (or perhaps crazy like a fox), prolly nuts though.

  • Earthstar

    Seeing truth can make a person crazy. Tho I worry how much truth there may be to what he says. Icke didn’t make this stuff up. He’s just the loudest voice proclaiming what has been said for a very long time.

    • Simon Valentine

      ha ha
      haha
      hahahahahaha

  • DeepCough

    I have a better idea.

    Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.

    • Juan

      “Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
      With the glass so dark they won’t even know your name
      And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
      Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
      Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah”
      -ZZ Top.

      • DeepCough

        In this context, that song takes on a really dark tone.

  • InfvoCuernos

    Uh, I’m a little surprised that 12 million Americans know half the people on that list.

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