Amazon Comes For ‘Monster Porn’

BigfootBusiness Insider reports that Amazon.com is cracking down on sales of self-published “monster porn” e-books. Apparently titles like “Cum for Bigfoot” has ruffled the feathers (and prurient interests, I bet) of the usual moral guardians.

Excerpt:

Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are kidnapped and sexually assaulted by a mysterious woodland creature. “What the hell is that thing?” asks one protagonist.

“‘It’s f—ing Bigfoot,’ hissed Shelly. ‘He’s real, for f—’s sake.’ Horror filled her eyes. ‘With a huge c—.’”

The book, with the decidedly un-PG title “Cum For Bigfoot,” is just the first of 16 fiction ebooks that Wade (a pen name) has written about the legendary beast sometimes known as Sasquatch, each detailing a series of graphic and often violent sexual encounters between the apelike creature and his female human lovers. Wade has made an exceptional living writing these stories.

Big cock? What would you expect? The creature is known as “Bigfoot” for a reason.

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  • Reasor

    First they came for the sasquatch porn, and I said nothing, because I wasn’t a sasquatch.

  • jasonpaulhayes

    Sexquatch?

  • http://www.xenex.org/ xen

    One can literally purchase latex zombie dicks from Amazon, but one cannot publish a book titled “Dawn Does the Dead” about the undead ravishing a particularly comely survivor? THIS FASCISM WILL NOT STAND.

    I am a legit, published author (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods). While not of this genre of literary smut, I see no real problem with the self-published monster porn, any more than I do with most self-published books. Amazon ought not to draw these lines in the sand.

  • Anarchy Pony

    The human mind can sexualize anything.

    • drokhole

      Disinfo is like porn to me.

      • Matt Staggs

        Yeah, yeah. Just leave the money on the dresser.

        • drokhole

          You’ll get your filthy money when you finally tell me What Was Einstein’s Final Project.

          • Calypso_1

            Cash up front.

          • drokhole

            Poker in the rear.

        • Anarchy Pony

          Only after you give up the goods.

        • Adam’s Shadow

          And no secret govt. conspiring on the mouth.

  • InfvoCuernos

    Makes me think of that “gooneygoogoo” bit by Eddie Murphy.

  • drokhole

    That pic of Bigfoot? Talk about a money shot.

  • nicholas p.

    looks like wade got amazons “bigfoot” in his literary career for his saquatch porn.

    • lunasea

      “His”? The pen-name is “Virginia Wade”. Most of these “monster-porn” things seem to be written by women.

      • nicholas p.

        hmm? when did i say his >.>

        • lunasea

          “for his saquatch porn”, but I see now that you also used “her”…typo, or is the “his” referring to Sasquatch as a singular creature or to Amazon as a male entity?

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