Amazon Comes For ‘Monster Porn’

BigfootBusiness Insider reports that Amazon.com is cracking down on sales of self-published “monster porn” e-books. Apparently titles like “Cum for Bigfoot” has ruffled the feathers (and prurient interests, I bet) of the usual moral guardians.

Excerpt:

Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are kidnapped and sexually assaulted by a mysterious woodland creature. “What the hell is that thing?” asks one protagonist.

“‘It’s f—ing Bigfoot,’ hissed Shelly. ‘He’s real, for f—‘s sake.’ Horror filled her eyes. ‘With a huge c—.’”

The book, with the decidedly un-PG title “Cum For Bigfoot,” is just the first of 16 fiction ebooks that Wade (a pen name) has written about the legendary beast sometimes known as Sasquatch, each detailing a series of graphic and often violent sexual encounters between the apelike creature and his female human lovers. Wade has made an exceptional living writing these stories.

Big cock? What would you expect? The creature is known as “Bigfoot” for a reason.

17 Comments on "Amazon Comes For ‘Monster Porn’"

  1. First they came for the sasquatch porn, and I said nothing, because I wasn’t a sasquatch.

  2. jasonpaulhayes | Dec 27, 2013 at 6:30 pm |

    Sexquatch?

  3. One can literally purchase latex zombie dicks from Amazon, but one cannot publish a book titled “Dawn Does the Dead” about the undead ravishing a particularly comely survivor? THIS FASCISM WILL NOT STAND.

    I am a legit, published author (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods). While not of this genre of literary smut, I see no real problem with the self-published monster porn, any more than I do with most self-published books. Amazon ought not to draw these lines in the sand.

  4. Anarchy Pony | Dec 27, 2013 at 7:08 pm |

    The human mind can sexualize anything.

  5. InfvoCuernos | Dec 27, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

    Makes me think of that “gooneygoogoo” bit by Eddie Murphy.

  6. That pic of Bigfoot? Talk about a money shot.

  7. nicholas p. | Dec 28, 2013 at 2:36 am |

    looks like wade got amazons “bigfoot” in his literary career for his saquatch porn.

    • “His”? The pen-name is “Virginia Wade”. Most of these “monster-porn” things seem to be written by women.

      • nicholas p. | Dec 29, 2013 at 3:20 am |

        hmm? when did i say his >.>

        • “for his saquatch porn”, but I see now that you also used “her”…typo, or is the “his” referring to Sasquatch as a singular creature or to Amazon as a male entity?

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