‘Bacon Bowl’ Makes It Easier To Stuff Fat, Stupid American Faces With More Bacon

This is clearly only a make-do until the FDA approves those bacon suppositories…

8 Comments on "‘Bacon Bowl’ Makes It Easier To Stuff Fat, Stupid American Faces With More Bacon"

  1. Conspiracy Carrot | Dec 3, 2013 at 10:31 pm |

    “Baconrific”? I’m sold.

  2. Ted Heistman | Dec 4, 2013 at 7:47 am |

    hey its gluten free!

  3. Liam_McGonagle | Dec 4, 2013 at 9:37 am |

    Bacon is America’s most powerful weapon against the imposition of Shariah Law.

  4. Lookinfor Buford | Dec 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm |

    Sold.

  5. kowalityjesus | Dec 4, 2013 at 2:22 pm |

    If that works as it says it does, that is brilliant. Good thing the people in the commercial aren’t morbidly obese.

  6. Fill it up with something spiced with pumpkin spice and then we are talking.

  7. VaudeVillain | Dec 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm |

    I see absolutely no problem with this product.

    Well, other than it being an overpriced, glorified bundt pan. The oven and microwave safe material (some sort of carbon fiber? ceramic? silicone?) is a nice touch, though.

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